"Gil Bearline" according to Mike Ski of The A.K.A.s
I never had a baby brother to enjoy the trickle-down reagonomics of my coolness, but thankfully I have a Cousin who is far more rad than any baby bro one could hope for. Now that he is all grown up and the best school teacher any kid will ever have, he makes the most of his summer vacations with self-imposed projects such as "learn to build websites" etc. Although this is very Fight Club of him, this past summer has witnessed his greatest triumph as a young white man. "Make a rap record." Download his Mp3s, burn them on CD, and give it out for free.