An Interesting New Blog Entry |
Tripped on some helium this morning. It really threw me in a hoop. I went upstairs to my brothers bedroom door and peered in. He was fastly sleeping. "Hey!" I whispered. "HEY!" I cried. "What?" he say...
Posted by Nathan on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST |
Not a Virgin Anymore |
I finally made it with a woman. She took me out for nachos and Dr. Pepper. We took a stroll in the park. Mist everywhere. The lawn was so wet and we felt so cold. She pulled me in close and held me th...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:09:00 PST |
Another Conversation With Tom Cruise: MY MOMMY! |
TOM CRUISE: Get me a beer!NATHAN: Mommy!TOM CRUISE: Come feel this...NATHAN: Mommy!TOM CRUISE: What do you think?NATHAN: Daddy?TOM CRUISE: No you little imbecile fuck, I'm your MAH-MEEE!NATHAN: Mommy!...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST |
Fuck! I AM poetic. |
Because I lay awake deep inside a feather. I motion to things that are not there. I question things like "morals" and "advice" and "the thing to do" because I am "like that" -- hey, I listen to Tom Pe...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:38:00 PST |
I am going to drop kick your balls |
OK, I won't do that. I will massage them. I will wash them for you. I will draw a lovely portrait of the family cat on them. I can't wait to see you again and push your balls up into your body. I will...
Posted by Nathan on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST |
Fuck THIS! |
Yes, there is nothing worth doing. Consider the temperature. Consider also how snippy I got with my girlfriend on the phone. That was sillly. Look how hot it is outside! Fuck THIS! Two questions are: ...
Posted by Nathan on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST |
Who Wants the Horse? |
We can't feed her anymore. She's bigger than the barn. No lie! What's with the blood streaks coming from the suddenly empty pet coyote cages leading over to Old Betty's stable? I asked her about it an...
Posted by Nathan on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:58:00 PST |
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Posted by Nathan on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST |
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Posted by Nathan on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST |
Hey! Teenage wastoids! |
Just because the folks are out town doesn't mean you can come over here and dust everything. Quit making the beds and scrubbing the floors! Nice turkey dinner you've made me but is it really appropria...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST |
