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jasHHHHHHmine

you bettah conduct yo ass outta here!!!

About Me

i'm a working girl trying to find a purpose in life. i live a chefs life: long hours, late nights, ridiculous amounts of eating, and definitely lots of drinking. say hullow sometime: jasHHHmine. ok i'm done MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Shopping, sleeping, eating, drinking moonshine, watching indie flicks, listening to good music, reading books, being an insomniac, yakking, bowling, playing pool, smoking the hOOka, snorting chocolate, watching foodnetwork or IFC or sundance, and of course the all time fave cooking and baking...and eating, tee hee! MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

Everbody and your mother!

Music:

the mars volta, tool, duran duran, the cure, the buzzcocks, X, david bowie, queen, led zeppelin, the beatles, the doors, the stones, the ramones, the clash, BR, nofx, against me, the imposssibles from austin texas!, flogging molly, Rilo kiley, of montreal, atmosphere, Phat PHAT electronica/reggae/ska/hiphop beats, i heart instrumentals!, crazy wailing guitars, 70's & 80's punk rock, tap dancing like the chick from tilly and the wall, bjork, portishead, bob marley and so on and so forth (hah mrs. Ituboo-too, dumB BitZ!) MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

waking life, good fellas, GF 1 & 2, stanley kubrick films, lord of the rings, vanilla sky, and my new fave SHAOLIN SOCCER! any and all 80's teen flick such as follows: breakfast club, pretty in pink, bill & ted's, yeaaaaaa! MyGen Profile Generator

Television:

the sopranos, all seasons of sex & the city, the twilight zone, alfred hitchcock stuff, the simpsons, aquateen hunger force, ren & stimpy, iron chef, beavis & butthead, the state!, kids in the hall, southpark, my childhood cartoons of the 80's: Gem & She-ra (yessss!!!) and of course dave chapelle.

Heroes:

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My Blog

blood in my mouth

yep i just got my wisdumB teef pulled. jeez is it gross. i've got big gaping holes and sutures in the back of my mouth. every time i swallow my spit it tastes like blood. not to mention food gets...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:58:00 PST

LOST

DON'T EVER WATCH LOST. IT HAS RUNIED MANY LIVES...... LIKE MINE. ...AND FOR THIS I CURSE JANA. ...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

round house kick to the face

so on saturday jackie chan came in to eat at the restaurant. while i was busy plating stuff he came up to me put his hand on my shoulder and then touched my cheek. i look up stupidly and say hi.... an...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST

tagggg i'm a loser

6 WEIRD THINGS ABOUT MERULES: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird things/facts/habits about yourself. In the end, you have to pick @ least six people to be tagged and list...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

don't ever

remodel your house.aggrrhhh. moving stuff on your day off sucks. now i have to sort through the mess to find what i should keep. is it bad if i wanna throw away everything? its all junk  anyway...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST

things to do list

before i die i wanna.... 1) sky dive 2) create something edible that everyone will know and love 3) work in SF, Paris, and some crazy place like bora bora 4) take pictures of myself dressed up as...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST

redneck times

oh man so as of 20 min ago my bf killed a 10-12 lb possum that was harrassing my three little hot dog dogs in my back yard. lol good times at 3am. yesssssssssssssssss! mute that thing was so f-i...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:48:00 PST

muthafucka

fuck i'm so bored. i hate life. i'm watching jay leno for gods sake. somebody kill me, like now.
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sooo jawsome

mannnn i saw rilo kiley play at the wiltern yesterday...it was sooo great. me  and shana got there just in time of them opening up. i was sad cuz they didn't play my slumbering heart but they did...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FucK!!

dude i just took this test that configured what "color" you are... here's the site: http://www.eureka.org/truecolor.swf so i'm gold or whatever. i was hoping it'd be green. i like green. but thats ...
Posted by jasHHHHHHmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST