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About Me

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. ---- Horace Walpole ----------------------------------------------- Open your mind and shut your mouth ----------- Okay Gary ------------------------------- exxxactly ------------------------------------- Well what about me? I tend to be a quick-witted, self-humored, outgoing, yet laid back, all round pretty cool guy to know. Serious when needed, and a total nut case most of the time. This is how I enjoy life and have fun with it. I work very hard, play very hard, and relax very hard. Yes, extreme tendencies are in my nature. Not only in sports (which I enjoy, but as a participant, not an audience), but also in my head, though I am always striving for constant balance. No, you will not have a clue about me in this little paragraph, maybe a hint, but only if I let ya, :-) but dont shy away from trying to. Just know I am pretty easy guy to get along with and great friend to have. So now tell me about you.

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My Interests

Ice Hockey, Most things with a board; Wake, Snow, Body, not much Surf, skate, Ironing (haha just kidding). Chilling in my boat, hanging out, movies, music, cool people, anything that stimulates . . . the mind, alright or the body too. Riding my Dirt Bike and the great outdoors. Anything Xtreme! ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................................
You are Alcohol. You are a pretty fun person, but
sometimes you are such a downer no one cares.
Let's sing a show tune!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Actually, I only want friends with friends, so only add me if I am at least your 728th friend, otherwise I might feel significant. Prefer women with more issues then Playboy. Thinking of pics, I like really small pics, blurred face shots, and extreme close ups of private parts; it’s everything I’ll need to know about you anyhow, angle shots are awesome too. Which leads, I believe less is better when it comes to profiles; please do not have too much info on your page, leave it mostly blank with the exception of “who you want to meet.” Then just write “you,” that way I know you are talking to me. Thinking of even less, I want brains and boobs to be relative, so if you have little brains, then I want you to have big (.) (.) , and no, this does not work in reverse as again, with the exception of boobs(oh and money too), less is better. Thinking of the OC, I love silver spooned fed white girls who'se headlines have something to do with "gangsta" yeah okay. However, one thing you have to have is a f'dizzle drizzle mizzle pizzle myspace page; I’m talking about flashing things, scrolling things, backwards things, every friggin blog test (nothing sexier than a random test telling me about you), pics with you and all your “cool” friends, and most importantly pics, pics, and more pics. I want sooooo many pics, it’s takes at least a half an hour for your page to load, with really loud music or a super sad video. Oh, and after it loads, I want to make sure you redirect me to your “free” cam site (still not sure why it requires my credit card?). Those are great, as all the girls keep on promising to meet me someday. Thinking of super hot girls, I am looking for hot lesbians to add me, or even better a hot model or porn star. Nothing is better than super hot brushed over photoshopped women that will never ever talk to me. What a minute . . . Also, since you so skipped my interests, likes, and all that reading crap, I really want friend requests from people who live thousands of miles away, have nothing in common with me, and completely not my type (hmmm??? That sounds like all the requests I give – uh-oh). Oh, definitely prefer people waaaaay older or younger (what's up with all the 14 yo's looking 40?), not really into people my age with common goals, experiences, thoughts, etc. But I prefer if you lie about your age, so I can find out the hard way. And – seriously if you do not make $250,000 or more while still in college and not working; clearly you have nothing to offer me. Starbucks is great too.Lastly – I think each everyone on myspace is truly special. Your thoughts, your blogs, and definitely (notice the correct way of spelling d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y - use the "I" ghoddammit) your bulletins, weigh heavy in my heart, as you, yes you, are a wonderful person and mean soooo much to me. In fact, I have a super special place for you, I like to call it - “My Friend Space.”NOW send me some GHOD DAM comments.P.s. I really like girls who "dont remember a thing," like Paris said - "that's hot!"

Music:

106.7 KROQ, 93.5 KDay, 105.9 Power, 100.3 The Beat, and some 95.5, 89.9, 88.5 (C-C-CSUN). Of course all depends on my mood, but Alternate Rock and Hip Hop mostly, but I can appreciate a good song regardless of the genre.
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Movies:

Let's see just about most of them. I just really like movies, wanna go?...........Lord of the Rings by far the best, then I can't remember the names, besides Steel Magnolis and Driving Miss Daisy -yeah right. How about Gladiator, Braveheart, the classics, anything with the aliens or the army or the mob, most of Vince Vaughn and/or Ben Stiller, to Swing Kids and many WD or SKG, or Moulin Rouge and Big Fish (k, Ewan is cool) and of course Airplane and Fletch (over and over and over), see this list just goes on and on and on and on, I'll be here all night....Latest - Miracle. What a great movie and inspiration for all and even more so to those who understand and know the passion of achieving something for more than yourself.Bond - Best one ever? perhaps, less the poison sequence, but very good.

Television:

NHL, then uh, there is other stuff on. Not a big TV watcher, but I do like mostly edutainment (that is like Discovery, History, BBC, etc), though Scrubs is great. However, I rather watch a movie.

Books:

LotR of course, working on the Iliad now, and all the help books in world cuz I could use it.

Heroes:

My Parents, their Parents, their Parents Parents, George Washington, Caesar, Jesus, Ghandi, names I can not mention, and all the people who have died for a cause they believed, even if I did not.

My Blog

The World's Shortest and Happiest Fairy Tale.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl...."Will you marry me.?." The girl said, "NO.!."And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, and played golf a lot and drank beer and had shitlo...
Posted by okay Gary on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:38:00 PST

Male Commandments of Dating.....

1. Though shalt not be a girls therapist or friend, you WONT get laid from hearing a girl talk about a jerk she's actually having sex with. 2. Thou shalt run away from thou girl who complains about an...
Posted by okay Gary on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

Now a tribute to the nice guys.....

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by okay Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Women Over 30

Women Over 30 This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who areturning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...
Posted by okay Gary on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

Something to think about

The paradox of our time in history is that we haveTaller buildings but shorter tempers, widerFreeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,But have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We haveBigger ...
Posted by okay Gary on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:59:00 PST

What's your worth?

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to on...
Posted by okay Gary on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:37:00 PST