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Carrie Rose

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I could watch the clip of Kelsey Grammar falling off the stage endlessly. Beyoncé can't rival that! I paint and draw and screenprint. I like food so spicey it would make grown men weep. Eddie Van Halen's solo in Beat It makes me feel ALIVE! Highlights of my illustrious career include, but are not limited to: appearances in Kid Rock's video "Forever," the Shrine Circus, the movies "November" and "Seabiscuit" (that was MY cuff!) I think my old Mercedes was in the parking lot of the liquor store in Superbad (will have to watch again to confirm).

My Interests

Jury duty. Step aerobics. Long lost fake meats. MIA: soylami…tuno…morningstar ham and cheese pockets… Reward if found.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who would like to reminisce about cruising the Detroit River on the Bob-lo boat or can get me into the Playboy Mansion.
If you are a sensitive looking guy sitting on your bed with an acoustic guitar, I'm sorry, but I don't want to meet you.
And the list, in no particular order: Barack Obama, Tim Burton, Huell Howser, Adawale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Sarah Silverman, Hef, Diamond Dave, Sammy Davis Jr., David Cross, Richard Simmons, John Lydon, Michael Cera, Dennis Hopper, Dave Chapelle, Vincent Gallo, David Bowie, Merv Griffin, David Lynch, Healther Locklear, Alice Coltrane, Pamela Anderson, Will Arnett, Chow Yun-Fat, Michael Jackson, Geraldo Rivera, John Waters, Bukowski, Dolly Parton, Perry Ferrell, Aamir Khan, Iggy Pop, James Dean, Bob Barker, Liberace, Al Sharpton, Tammy Faye, Howard Stern, Elvis, Andy Warhol, Fabio, Jack Wagner, Lisa Rinna, Johnny Depp, Antonio Villaraigosa, Corey Haim, Pat Sajak. …wait—I've actually met one of these people!

Music:

Name of the Moon, Velvet Underground, Celebration, Gang Gang Dance, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Jesus and Mary Chain, Ride, Fields, Matthew Dear, TV on the Radio, Detroit Grand Pubahs, Pavement, rock songs with sax.
Some favorites:
PIL Careering
Kasabian Club Foot
Ride Like a Daydream
Detroit Grand Pubahs Big Onion
Bauhaus In the Flatfield
MJ Say Say Say

Movies:

Sunset Blvd, Harold and Maude, the Lost Boys, Punch Drunk Love, Lagaan, Rebel Without A Cause, the Legend of Billie Jean

Television:

The IT Crowd, The Girls Nextdoor, Arrested Development

Books:

Middlesex, Roots, Ham on Rye, Private Parts, Is Elvis Alive?, Anna Karenina, The Corrections

Heroes:

Socrates

My Blog

Schmuel

Last week I was a paid audience member for a new gameshow, "Duel". Oh, I mean, "A WEEK-LONG TELEVISION EVENT" It was the single most excruciatingly boring thing I've ever sat through (and the season f...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:55:00 PST

Sandler?

I had a dream last night that Adam Sandler moved into my house as my new roommate. I decided I shouldn't be nervous to talk to him since he lives with me, so I went over to chat. I said, "I heard you'...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:48:00 PST

return of the Yeti

I had a dream last night a yeti ran up my cat's scratching post. When he came down she hissed at him.
Posted by Carrie Rose on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

Live from the set of "Shark"

Greetings one and all! As you may already know, about a month ago I finally decided enough is enough with this unpaid "background acting" stuff and marched myself down to Central Casting and registere...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:42:00 PST

dreamworld

My dreamworld is really heating up. I had a dream last night that I was going to a friend's house with a couple of other friends, and once we got there and he opened the door, it turned out my friend ...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

the Pitts!

I had a dream last night that I was sitting at a table with Brad Pitt and someone else, and decided to show him some drawings I did of him. I was nervous to show them to him, especially because they i...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

WTF Chronicles

I was walking in Hollywood yesterday eve, down Vine toward Sunset when this totally hip-hopped out dude yelled, "HEY!!!YO!!!" I thought he was calling out to the guy who just passed me on a bike, but ...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

Danza? Whathe--?!?

So I had this dream last night that I was at a great Hollywood club, and there happened to be tons of celebrities there that night. All I can remember right now is Flea, but trust me, I couldn't belie...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

Crashers

Last night I was at my grandma's house in Hamtramck for a family get together. I went to the punch fountain, where I found two men who asked me what kind of punch it was. I told them it tast...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

Double trouble

Last night I had this dream. I was driving on the freeway and spotted Disneyland, and I guess it was Christmas time because one of the rollercoasters was filled with sexy Santa's Helpers. I decided I ...
Posted by Carrie Rose on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST