Jury duty. Step aerobics. Long lost fake meats. MIA: soylami…tuno…morningstar ham and cheese pockets… Reward if found.
Anyone who would like to reminisce about cruising the Detroit River on the Bob-lo boat or can get me into the Playboy Mansion.
If you are a sensitive looking guy sitting on your bed with an acoustic guitar, I'm sorry, but I don't want to meet you.
And the list, in no particular order: Barack Obama, Tim Burton, Huell Howser, Adawale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Sarah Silverman, Hef, Diamond Dave, Sammy Davis Jr., David Cross, Richard Simmons, John Lydon, Michael Cera, Dennis Hopper, Dave Chapelle, Vincent Gallo, David Bowie, Merv Griffin, David Lynch, Healther Locklear, Alice Coltrane, Pamela Anderson, Will Arnett, Chow Yun-Fat, Michael Jackson, Geraldo Rivera, John Waters, Bukowski, Dolly Parton, Perry Ferrell, Aamir Khan, Iggy Pop, James Dean, Bob Barker, Liberace, Al Sharpton, Tammy Faye, Howard Stern, Elvis, Andy Warhol, Fabio, Jack Wagner, Lisa Rinna, Johnny Depp, Antonio Villaraigosa, Corey Haim, Pat Sajak. …wait—I've actually met one of these people!
Name of the Moon, Velvet Underground, Celebration, Gang Gang Dance, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Jesus and Mary Chain, Ride, Fields, Matthew Dear, TV on the Radio, Detroit Grand Pubahs, Pavement, rock songs with sax.
Some favorites:
PIL Careering
Kasabian Club Foot
Ride Like a Daydream
Detroit Grand Pubahs Big Onion
Bauhaus In the Flatfield
MJ Say Say Say
Sunset Blvd, Harold and Maude, the Lost Boys, Punch Drunk Love, Lagaan, Rebel Without A Cause, the Legend of Billie Jean
The IT Crowd, The Girls Nextdoor, Arrested Development
Middlesex, Roots, Ham on Rye, Private Parts, Is Elvis Alive?, Anna Karenina, The Corrections
Socrates