I like to eat my food in the living room with sara and irwin. I like to run up to other dogs and sniff their butts. When i go outside i like to pee everywhere. My favorite food is left over ribbs....mmm, ribbs. I wish i could play video games, but i still like to watch.Myspace made me change my age. Really, I'm only 6 1/2. So all you pervs need to stop sending me links to their webcams. I'm no leg humpin' pup, and I'm not attracted to hairless humans. Besides, I've got no balls!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Dog
What is your name? Ozmo Omzo Messner (-Billiot)
What other nicknames do you have? Ozzy, Ozmotion, Oz
What is your favorite treat? People food
What would your owner describe you as? Handsome. Thats what mom says.
What is the funniest thing you have done? I don't know. I'm serious but people still laugh at me.
What is the bravest thing you have done? I saved mom and dad from those waves at the beach. I dont know what they were trying to do but I didnt trust them!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes. And I dont like to talk about it.
Are you a social animal? Yes very much so.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? I plead the 5th.
Are you friendly? Yes
Are you overweight? No!
Do you like warm milk? Whats that!
Do you eat cheese? Yes
Do you eat bugs? I save mom from them!
Do you live with other animals? Yes. Darwin the sugar glider, Yertle the turtle and Muffassa the beta fish
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Depends on the weather
Do you like to exercise? Sometimes. Swimming and running free are my favorite types
Do you like car rides? YES PLEASE!
Do you get into stuff? Just the garbage when I'm mad.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes.
Do you like to swim? Yes. Yes. YES!
Do you chase laser pen dots? Sometimes, until I figure out what they are.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes very much so.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
