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B-52's Fan

My mother always told me, do me harder.

About Me

currently out of commision... impotence has laid its cruel clutches upon my loins. lifes a bitch. but relocated to oside, after living in rancho sante fe for a while, im always in north county. lets see stomping grounds go from oside down to carmel valley, but encinitas ca are were all the hommies roam. i work at Naughty Pierre's Massage Parlour, but I'm hoping to pass beauty school so that I can live a life of luxury as a dermatologist. im just living my life enjouying all the free time i have. a lot has changed within the last few years friends made, friends lost, going from living off my parents to my own, but thats life. so just enjouying my time. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

My Interests

i fucken love to rollerblade and play tennis even when i cant im probably thinking about rollerblading and playing tennis, and when im not doing those im either rollerskating or playing ping pong. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

i'd love to meet the man that invented the roller skating rink because nobody has ever done such great things for uniting people since the man that invented beer. aside from him, chill people. i dont know i get along with almost anybody, but that doesnt mean i like everybody. most of my hommies ive known for years, so were a pretty tight group. weve always had each others backs, since day two (day one was a little iffy). there are two kinds of people in this world my hommies and aquintances. i dont know i just dont trust people, but i like anybody who stands up for what they believe in... especially fanatical evangelist christians.

Music:

Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Meatloaf, Nelly, Mike Jones, Ludakriss, NIGGERS WITH ATTITUDE (my favorite), R. Kelly, Blink 182, U2, Blink 18U2, Berl Ives, Nat King Cole, and, of course, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL.

Movies:

An American Tale, An American Tale 2: Fievel Goes West, Schindler's List, Blackula, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.

Television:

The Young and the Restless, General Hospital, Friends, Full House, Sinbad, TRL.

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Sports Fan, Chicken Soup for the Woman Golfer's Soul, Chicken Soup for the Dieter's Soul, Chicken Soup for the Soul in Menopause, Chicken Soup for the Homosexual's Soul, and any romance novels with Fabio on the cover.

Heroes:

My mom (gnarly lady), My bros. R.I.P Phoebe