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Voltaire“As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.â€Epicurus 341 - 270 B.C. "Grow accustomed to the belief that death is nothing to us, since every good and evil lie in sensation. However, death is the deprivation of sensation. Therefore, correct understanding that death is nothing to us makes a mortal life enjoyable, not by adding an endless span of time but by taking away the longing for immortality. For there is nothing dreadful in life for the man who has truly comprehended that there is nothing terrible in not living. Therefore, foolish is the man who says that he fears death, not because it will cause pain when it arrives but because anticipation of it is painful. What is no trouble when it arrives is an idle worry in anticipation. Death, therefore -- the most dreadful of evils -- is nothing to us, since while we exist, death is not present, and whenever death is present, we do not exist. It is nothing either to the living or the dead, since it does not exist for the living, and the dead no longer are."
Some Other Interesting Facts about me...1.) I am on a DVD (though I am sorry to disappoint you ladies it is not an Amateur Porno.) I’ll let you guess. Or you can Private Message me. I’ll tell you.2.) I can curl my tongue like a taco (I laugh at those whom can’t do this Because supposedly some people can’t do it. it’s a genetic trait. Meh. Oh yeah lol.)3.) I have no hair on my chest or back (it is incredibly fine and small.)4.) I can do one impression incredibly well. Otto from the Simpsons (also whom I dressed up for Halloween during 2001’)5.) In my previous life I was a Pumpkernickel Pickle.6.) I have abilities that are either clairvoyant or coincidence. Most likely paranormal. I know. I know. I too am skeptical of such things. But my abilities are often vague and difficult to prove.7.) My buddies and I were going to start up a Jackass rip off called: You Ain’t Right! We had a few ideas floating in our heads. (Ok it was really pretty much me. But I seemed like the only one whom would follow through with some of the stunts. Meh.)8.) Some of my favorite all time video games (even if now the series no longer produces sequels. Or they just plain suck) ...of all time are: Castlevania, Mega Man (1 - 3), Metroid, Duke Nukem, Legend of Zelda, Adventure of Link and Super Mario World.9.) If I was a comic book character, I guess that I’ld be FREDRICCO Man-whore for hire.10.) Once I laughed so hard (way back in 91 when they had a trailer for this movie Popcorn. Which is the nick name of my best friend Tim. Or rather Corn) I laughed so hard that I fell backward out of my other friends reclining chair.F. A. Q.!
What do you do when you arent creating illustrations?
I love the local Times Cinemas Friday Night Freakshows. Surfing the net. Searching for the latest collectibles (action figures horror and sci-fi.) Playing video games on my Gamecube. Having a drink out and about.
What do you wear?
On the weekends its larger then Rockstar glam baby! Haters might call it straight up Kitsch attire. But I guess the only other option is to dress mundane/bland? No thanks! Its got to be: Urban warfare cameo with some gnarly metal shirt. Dark shades all year long. Or some wife beater in the summer. Thatz the shiz-nit!!!
Favorite place to hangout?
Concerts here in SE Wisconsin: Alpine Valley, The Eagles Ballroom, The Rave. The Sharktank (RIP best bar EVER!!!) Various local swinging joints and clubs.
Drink?
Alabama Slammer, Corona, Hacker-Pschorr Weisse, Mountain Dew, Rockstar and Code Red Mountain Dew.
Favorite cartoon/character(s)?
Various: Mark/Ace Goodheart kind of looks like me. Peter Griffin. Butters. Beavis.
Women
What type of women do you like?
There are beautiful women from every corner of the globe. I like women whom take care of themselves (mentally and physically.) Though I'm a sucker for Gothic women. And I really have a thing for "Baltic" women.
Final question!
Describe yourself in five words!
Noble, Virtuous, Enigma, Zany, Original.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Miles Long What's Your Porn Star Name?My *PR* updates my page. So in order to get a message to me, you have to go through him.For all your Professional Graphic Design, Illustration, Point of Purchase, Letter Head and Design Work Click the...Link to my online Portfolio Gemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon
Birthday: 6-5-1973
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: MKE
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6.0'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (slight ambidextrous)
Your Heritage: Majestic
The Shoes You Wore Today: N/A
Your Weakness: Blondes?
Your Fears: I really don't have any fears
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese with pepperoncini on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Create my Tattoo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BFF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can I hit the snooze again?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Abs or Hair
Your Bedtime: When ever
Your Most Missed Memory: My GermanShepard/Beagle Mix "Molly"
Pepsi or Coke: Neither: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither (Their both horrible junk food joints) Quiznos or Chipotle
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Butter Pecan
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither Chi-tea
Do you Smoke: Nope. It's bad for your health.
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: It would be gross not to.
Have you Been in Love: Not sure...
Do you want to go to College: Again? Ugh!
Do you want to get Married: Nah...
Do you belive in yourself: Of course. I may not be perfect. But I maybe the closest there is...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course. Although the perception of other may differ...
Are you a Health Freak: Pretty much
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: N.A.
Do you play an Instrument: No women (naked that is...)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Socially
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: As many as I can
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope (I'm quite the "Catch" so it would be kinda stupid to dump me.)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'ld like to.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hopefully some girls heart...
Ever been Drunk: Rarely
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Once. The other times I kicked ass (I have a group of people to prove it.)
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: While having sex with the hottest girl alive (is it you?)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me
What country would you most like to Visit: I tend to live my life with out boarders
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde (dirty, almost white or golden.)
Short or Long Hair: Either. Most chicks long. Some look good with "pixie" hair
Height: 5.2' - 5.11'
Weight: 105 lbs - 135 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Various (what ever radiates confidence.)
Number of Drugs I have taken: N.A.
Number of CDs I own: About 60
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Not yet (possibly this summer...)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. I have never intentionally did anyone wrong.
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