Devil in the Shortwave - ProfilesArchive

About Me

--confusing--

--strangely interesting--

--gauged--

--sometimes timid--

--hopeless poet--

--music junkee--

--DRUNK--

I Rilo; Nelson; Padriac!!!!111

HTML by I Am An Island

My Interests

whiney music
liquor
elegantly disheveled hair
cuddling
levi's 501 jeans
the nerd room
Macintosh computers
WoW
TV shows on DVD

I'd like to meet:

--cool girls--

--nice guys--

--good musicians--

--Lincolnites--

I feel like a dick for making friend adds need "email or last name"
but I have spent the last week deleting spam friends
(if you know me but dont know my last name, its Johnson)
SPAMMERS, YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!!!

AIM SN: wishiwerepoetic

I Am An Island has cool friends

Movies:

Almost Famous
Amelie
Anchorman
Army of Darkness
The Aristorcrats
A Shot In The Dark
Blazing Saddles
Boondock Saints
Clerks
Dr. Strangelove
Dodgeball
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Dude, Where's My Car?
Fight Club
Full Frontal
Full Metal Jacket
Garden State
High Fidelity
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Memento
Napoleon Dynamite
Nosferatu
Purple Rain
Smoke Signals

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Due South
Firefly
Northern Exposure
Scrubs
Sealab 2021
Sex and the City

Books:

FUCK THE BIBLE!!!!

Heroes:

FDR
Peter Sellers
Steve Jobs
'the Other Steve" Wozniak
John Darnielle
Tim Kasher
Richard McArthur

My Blog

LAWLZ

This is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 46 words.1. Beer: drank too much Old Style2. Anorexia: wish I was that skinny3. Relatio...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST

work at 9AM? oh well

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:reading and sat down in my chair. There were two...(beer stained copy of The Catcher in the Rye I never finished)Stretch your left arm ou...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Year in Review

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR?Bryan Klopping2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD - LONGEST FRIEND(s)?Stephanie MuthaFuckin Tanner3) NEWCOMER AWARD - NEWEST FRIEND?Emily Dietz3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?Jack4) LOW ...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST

Shuffle Life

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, typ...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

Babies of the 80's

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?All of them... thanks to my two stints of unemployment in the last three months2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?The most romantic dinners can...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

I <3 Cassie

how old were you when you first...1.smoked weed?: 17... in Seth's bright Yellow Focus2. Got kissed?: 18, Thao was the most amazing girl I knew in High School3. Stayed in the hospital?: Kindergarten wh...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:48:00 PST

odd

so theres this guy on myspace who is just like me but really gay....Gay Andy
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

shirts

ya know what actualy made me in a good enough mood to forget how much people suck?SWEET SHIRTS IN THE MAIL!...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:05:00 PST

Still Brewed in God's Country

haha!you thought a cup on jack was awesome?now jack advertises his favorite products!...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST

soberart

so my last blog was too offensive to someone that I thought I cared about too much to make that mad at me.so here, in its place, is the best photograph ever taken."StuffOnJack"Then again, that pic was...
Posted by Devil in the Shortwave on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST