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Christographer

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

My Interests

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Who am I?
I am a lucid dreamer, a hobby photographer, an internet (ab)user, a sushi lover, a pickle hater, a coffee chugger, a banana peeler, a beer drinker, a music thief, a techno fiend, a night owl, and a late sleeper. You have probably seen me at a party once or twice. I'm the guy who's pumping one fist to the beat and dancing with his drink.

I currently make a living as a web developer/designer for a company called Firebrand Media. I have been working professionally in the field since 2002, and specialize in nerdy shit that makes me hemorrhage violently out of sheer boredom if I start talking about it. It's an alright gig, but I'm not gonna be rich or famous anytime soon.

On a small side note, I'm very interested in someday being part of relieving mankind of their dependence on oil and other fossil fuels. Electric cars, cheap and effective solar kits for every home, expanding solar and wind farms for grid power. My future holds at least 4 more years of college. I wish to be that quirky old man with a barn full of machines, whose grandkids find some fantastic old broken whirligig, and then pretend for the rest of the afternoon that they're living on the space station, having tea and pie with aliens.

Things I Like:

    Eating Uncooked Pasta Sriracha Cock Sauce Peeing Standing Up Homemade Napalm Vegetarian Pizza Correct Change Stirling Engines Macro Photos Cunnilingus Grace Kelly Full Moons Loud Bass Vectors Nipples Coffee Dogs Meat Tool Art


Magic Man Dunnit

Impromptu Scooter Rave

Music:

General:
techno, electro, acid, indie, rock, mashups, mixes, guitars, beatboxes, drums, drum machines, turntables, robots, guitars, and dancing women.

Electronic:
basteroid, ben sims, t. raumschmiere, jake fairley, misc, joey beltram, frankie bones, the advent, mark broom, valentino kanzyani, the infamous player, paul birken, ben klock, paul kalkbrenner, black strobe, kiki, tomas andersson, smash tv, ellen allien, nearly everything bpitch, modeselektor, toktok, vitalic, armand van helden, felix da housecat, dj dan, bam bam, alex peace, dj funk, angel alanis, thomas bangalter, daft punk, underworld, magda, christian james, james patrick, nathan vox, the INTELLEPHUNK crew outta minneapolis,...

Rock (or Roll):
kings of leon, flogging molly, tim malloys, spoon, bloc party, clap your hands say yeah, white stripes, vhs or beta, hard-fi, wolfmother, system of a down, nine inch nails, marilyn manson, tool, led zeppelin, pink floyd, the mars volta, radiohead, queen, the police, officer roseland, old 97s...

Other:
angelo badalementi, bluebottle kiss, damien rice, gruff rhys, tv on the radio, hot chip, jose gonzalez, paddy casey, pete yorn, tesoro, devotchka,...

Movies:

I heart huckabees, north by northwest, brick, big trouble in little china, primer, waking ned devine, o brother where art thou, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the wizard of oz, the adventures of baron munchausen, in the mouth of madness, terminator 2, twelve monkeys, groundhog day, the princess bride, goonies, the incredibles, evil dead series, his girl friday, pulp fiction, run ronnie run, oceans eleven, life aquatic with steve zissou, shaun of the dead, indiana jones series, adaptation, tampopo, old school, clue, rocky horror picture show, the monster squad, return to oz, existenz, and on, and on, and on, and on...

Television:

weeds, lost, studio 60, it's always sunny in philadelphia, scrubs, mythbusters, family guy, bbc planet earth, futurama, firefly, invader zim, outer limits, 30 min meals with rachel ray...

Books:

a dirty job, slaughterhouse five, stranger in a strange land, the cat who walks through walls, the jesus incident, puppet masters, rendezvous with rama, enders game, snowcrash, anansi boys, american gods, neverwhere, good omens, do androids dream of electric sheep, the running man (richard bachman), lamb, fluke, lullaby, the art of worldly wisdom, the teachings of the buddha,...

Heroes:

salvador dali, walt disney, neil armstrong, leonardo davinci, alfred hitchcock, robert heinlein, trent reznor, benjamin franklin, nicola tesla, marcel duchamp, michel gondry, angelo badalamenti, mitch hedberg, id software, karl hyde, adam jones, ryan geiss, and anyone who is able to make a living as an artist.

My Blog

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Posted by Christographer on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:25:00 PST

this just about sums it up

from the ever so entertaining comic:  Wondermark...
Posted by Christographer on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:54:00 PST

register to vote

It's really super easy.go to ROCK THE VOTE and click REGISTER TO VOTE.FILL OUT THE FORM.  The only tricky information you need is your drivers license number.  You DO NOT have to put a party...
Posted by Christographer on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:51:00 PST

lets all go see a cabaret singer from milwaukee

Seriously!! The next time Pat McCurdy plays at O'Garas in St Paul, I'm rounding up an army of liver abusers to go party and laugh. So who's with me!? I just checked, and...
Posted by Christographer on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:04:00 PST

let the retarded people live (and DANCE!)

I have convinced my sister that retards are people too. She even likes to call them retards, which is strange as it seems a little inconsiderate. I like to think of them as "big loveable teddy bears...
Posted by Christographer on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

dont forget your diaper when whoring yourself out for crack

this is not real safe for work (very slight nudity), but is worth a read if you want to see how fucking depraved people can become, or if you just like to laugh at crackheads.  Either way, enjoy....
Posted by Christographer on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:46:00 PST

In the place of the stump she gets a Machine Gun,...

This movie looks hilariously awesome! ...
Posted by Christographer on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:18:00 PST

how do you feel about this growing trend?

David Lynch tells us how he feels ...
Posted by Christographer on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:43:00 PST

women arent attracted to men

This comes from best of craigslist, and I thought it was a refreshingly honest look at relationships.  Enjoy.Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physic...
Posted by Christographer on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST

rollercoaster of loathe

welcome to hate blog 213142 (that's a rather tasty shade of dark blue btw).I'm pretty twisted up right now, unsure of what the fuck is going on.  I feel my life is slowly coming to a standstill....
Posted by Christographer on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:35:00 PST