Which Guitar Player Are You?
Buckethead
You are Buckethead! You have played with Primus, Praxis, and Guns N' Roses, but prefer to stay solo. You are quite possibly the strangest and wildest guitarist ever to be heard. You push the boundaries of music, and your unorthodox style and incredible shredding ability, not to mention robot dancing, have made you very popular in the underground world.
George Jetson, George Foreman, George Washington, George Bush, George W. Bush, George Clooney, George Carlin, George Lucas, Curious George, George Händel, George of the Jungle, George Lopez, George Gershwin, George Custer, George Washington Carver, George Costanza.
Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Selleck, Tom Arnold, Tom Cat, Tommy the Cat, Tom Brady, Tommy Chong, Tommie Harris, Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, a peeping Tom, Tommy Knocker, Tom Thumb, Tommy Tutone, Tom Seaver, Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee Jones, Tom Sawyer.
Jim Carrey, Maui Jim, Jim Jones, Jim Cramer, Jim Morrison, Jim Rome, Jim Gaffigan, Jim Beam, Jim Croce, Jim Woodring, Jim Jarmusch, Jimi Hendrix
William Shakespeare, William Jennings Bryan, Will Smith, Willy Jones, Free Willy, William Jefferson Clinton, William the Conquerer, Will.i.am, Emporer William I.
and Buckethead.
You bastard, stop performing in bars so I can see you...
Buckethead, Les Claypool, Primus, Praxis, Thanatopsis, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains [C2B3], Oysterhead, Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, John Zorn's Masada, Frank Klepacki, Chuck Mangione, CAKE, Frank Zappa, Joe Satriani, Ozzy, Neil Diamond, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Stephen Lynch, Iron Butterfly, Rachmaninoff, Rimsky-Korsakov, Debussy, Dvorák, Wagner, Ravel
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Adventure, What About Bob, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Shrek I, Hey Arnold the Movie, Spiderman 1 and 2, Star Wars IV-VI (I-III were enjoyable, but do not compare), Batman Begins, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Casino Royale, Goldeneye, Dr. No.
Futurama, Family Guy, Xplay, Judgement Day, Friday Night Stand-Up and Comedy Central Presents, Chappelle Show, Oprah [Not really], That 70's Show, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, ER, MASH [yay for medical shows!], Good Eats, Ninja Warrior
Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Children of the Mind, Ender's Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemon, Shadow Puppets, Shadow of the Giant [all by Orson Scott Card], I Robot [the real Asimov book], The Hitchhiker's Guide [Douglas Adams], War of the Worlds [HG Wells]
See a pattern here? hmm.....
Guitar master Buckethead
Bass genius Les Claypool
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'Pseudo-Mexican' drum wizard Bryan "Brain" Mantia
Keyboard legend Bernie Worrell
Primus drummer Tim Alexander
Primus guitarist Larry "Ler" Lalonde
Saxophonist John Zorn
Flugelhornist, Jazz Quartet and Jazz Orchestra composer Chuck Mangione
Jazz trumpeter Miles Davis
The hilarious actor Jim Carrey
The comical Jim Gaffigan
The angry, yet incredibly funny Lewis Black
The awesome David Spade
Felicia Alleger
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Ender's Game author Orson Scott Card