Awesomely hilarious first date story |
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake!!Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first datethat a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.T...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:09:00 GMT |
FML (ever have one of those bad moments?) |
Sometimes things go bad and you just think Fuck My Life! Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the cente...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 11:09:00 GMT |
Waves |
Again I fall, again I rise
Oh, the rhythmic absurdity
My life plays notes without disguise
And brings heartache to me
I rise and fall as I've done before
Now a morbid deja vu
I want no games, I search...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:04:00 GMT |
Simple Pleasures |
I saw you hangin' there
Just chillin' in the sun
So I grabbed you and stripped you
You know I had fun
I cracked you open and the juices flowed out
Your milky liquid ran down my face
I held y...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:48:00 GMT |
Now You’re Gone |
Mend my heart once againCan you tell just how much it's been broken?All the pain deep insideIt's amazing how much I can hideBut you're gone far awayAnd no matter what others sayI'm hurt deep insideNow...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:05:00 GMT |
Amber Marie (from a poem originally by Edgar Allan Poe) |
It wasn't all too long ago
In southern Tennessee
That a young man had a girl he loved
And her name was Amber Marie.
This beauty she lived in North Carolina
And was deeply loved by he.
He was alone and...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:24:00 GMT |
Gone, Cant Come Back |
(I'm so down) My girl left me today
(Got a frown) My life's been ripped away
(I'm alone) And always feeling blue
(Now I moan) "Oh baby, I miss you"
I wish she'd come back, come back to me
"Oh baby, I'...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:06:00 GMT |
Emotional Suicide |
I'm not really suicidal for only one pathetic reason. I don't have the guts to stab myself or drug myself or hang myself. I have no gun and if I did, I couldn't point it at myself. I don't have ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:08:00 GMT |
Thanks to You |
I remember every day of those 5 years I knew you. I remember the joy and pain. I never saw such a girl, such a wonderful girl. I suffer forever, thanks to you.
I remember the fun times, when we colore...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 00:10:00 GMT |
A Day Without A Laptop... |
It didn't work. That magical electronic box I use everyday was no longer worth anything. I did not dispose of it though. It will work again tomorrow. The power was out in the whole town (or at least i...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:15:00 GMT |
