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Jesus Makes You Cursed

The red ones make me fly and the blue ones help me fall and I think I'll blow my brains against the

About Me


OH YES!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! SUICIDE CITY'S BAD ASS NEW VIDEO FOR "GIVE ME YOUR PITY"!!!!!!!
If you only knew how much I love this video - "Pure Morning" by Placebo
And this one's not an official Suicide City video but its their song Diemonds and its fucking hysterical! This is what happens when you don't post your lyrics and derganged fans get creative!!!
My web site - www.stargazersrealm.com
AIM - StargazrJo
YIM - Stargazer_Jo
MSN - [email protected]
Let me be the first to warn you....I talk ALOT and am rarely at a loss for words (in other words, this will be long!!)!! So if you have a lot of time on your hands right now and want to know me and what I'm about, read on....if you don't want to know me, why have you even made it this far??? Seriously!!! If you do want to know me but are suffering from ADD or just find my writing incredibly boring, feel free to IM me or send me a message...I'm friendly!
Anyway, my name is JoAnna (or Stargazer as most internet friends know me as). I'm a 29 year old New Yorker now living in North Carolina with my husband and daughter (Yes boys, I'm married...and as flattering as you think it may be, have a little respect for my marriage and keep your sexual comments to yourself - If you wouldn't want a guy saying it to your girlfriend or wife, don't say it to me. Girls however can message me whatever they want...they are much less offensive! lol). Also in my house is my rottweiler, Dante, who weighs more than I do but is still my baby, my chow mix Cody, and my cat CoCo. Most of my family and friends are in NY, PA, and NJ and I miss them all so much. My family and friends mean more to me than anything else. One day I hope to move back that way but it just doesn't seem to be happening right now!!
My biggest obsession is music although I have no musical talent. I just like to listen to it....in fact, my life pretty much revolves around it....it's what keeps me sane! I never go anywhere without my iPod. Seriously, I am am more likely to walk out of the house without my keys than without my iPod! I could go and list all my favorite bands but that would kind of defeat the purpose of that little block on the left!!! I never tire of going to concerts. If I could go to one every day I would. If I really like the band, I will see them every time they are in town whether they change the setlist or not. I like to be right in the pit (not in seats!!!), squished between dozens of people like a bunch of sardines in a can, preferably up against the stage barrier so that I am close enough to see the band sweat. If its an awesome band, I really get into the music and will most likely be jumping around, headbanging, screaming, and pouding my fists in the air instead of just standing around watching. I also love to wait around after the show to tell the bands they kicked ass! I think bands that meet their fans after shows are way cooler than bands that don't (so far Suicide City has been the best at this!!! Kill Hannah, Strata, Lacuna Coil, Aiden, and Echovalve are close behind them. Reggie and the Full Effect was the worst so far!!!!!) - it really shows they appreciate the support of their fans and that makes a big difference in how much I'm going to promote you (so to all the bands I have met, thank you! It means more to me than you know and you will always have my full support in everything you do!).
Some random info and likes - I like to read but mostly only horror or vamire novels....and occasionally I like crime investigation books and medieval fantasy books. I write poetry....dark poetry. Ironically enough I'm a very happy and positive person....I just prefer dark writings. I really don't know why but happy poems bore me. Edgar Allen Poe is my favorite poet (bet you didn't see that one coming..lol). I'm a sucker for a good (or even bad!) horror movie....LOVE them!! I also love vampires and anything associated with them, Jack Skellington, tattoos and piercings, boys that wear makeup, dark art even though I have no artistic abilities (Luis Royo and Joseph Vargo enthrall me), morbid / bloody photography, morphine IV's, magicians / illusionists, watching lightning storms from a car, sunsets (especially in the fall and winter), dragons, gay or feminine men, walking in the rain (but only if its a warm rain!), Living Dead Dolls, animals, people who are unique and not afraid to be themselves, pretty blue drinks, fairies, origami, boobs, showers so hot they make your skin red, reptiles, and lots of other things that I can't think of at the moment. I love the Beach (especially Sunset Beach, NC) and I wish I could be there all the time....but I don't go in the ocean past my waist because I am afraid of sharks (give me a pool to swim in any day!!). I can be VERY sarcastic sometimes! I love when people play with my hair. Its almost as nice as having my back rubbed / scratched! I have a major sweet tooth...I would rather eat cookies, ice cream, and chocolate (Cadbury is the best chocolate ever) than real food. I eat alot of cereal too...even for dinner. Peanut Butter Cap'N Crunch is my favorite. I like Hot Topic and don't care if you think that makes me a poser or whatever. I wear what I like and don't care whether its trendy or unique. I am a firm believer in Karma and what goes around comes around. My Chinese Zodiac sign is a dragon and my element is fire...and they are both me all the way! My Astrological Zodiac sign is Sagitarius but I don't really follow those horoscopes. I don't think I could live without accupuncture....its the only thing that keeps my vicious migraines away. And there's just something incredibly hot about laying on a table with 30+ needles sticking out of your body!! I don't seek revenge or hold grudges because I know if you've wronged me, you'll get yours later and I don't need to stoop to your level. I treat others how I want to be treated and I always try to find the good in people. I don't think violence solves anything. I think Nightmare is THE BEST board game ever invented! I have grown quite fond of my PS2, developing an extreme addiction to Silent Hill (or any other game with ZOMBIES!), Guitar Hero (yeah baby!!!), God of War, Kingdom Hearts, Soul Caliber 3, and DDR (but don't tell anyone about that last one...its kinda embarassing). I used to watch wrestling religiously but it got kinda boring after converting to WWE. Now I only watch it if I see Jeff Hardy or Shannon Moore, or the small handful of others that amuse me. I work out every day but I am very picky to what I work out to and I don't go to gyms - I only do Billy Blanks Tae Bo and Bootcamp, Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease, Windsor Pilates, or Gunnar Peterson's Core Secrets. I don't bite my nails but I do have this disgusting habit of peeling the skin around my nails until my fingers bleed. I cry when I see other people cry. I never make my bed...I don't see the point since I'm gonna sleep in it again later in the day. I do however pull all the blankets and sheets off every night before I go to bed and put them back on perfectly. I MUST sleep with a pillow between my legs because I freak out if my knees touch each other. I have my bartending liscence although I already have 2 jobs and probably can't handle a 3rd so I don't know if I'll ever use it. I do practice regularly at home though! No, I'm not a lush but I do like the occasional cocktail at night when I'm winding down!! I don't drink beer unless its Killian's Red (preferably on tap) or Coors Light!!! I do love liquor though - Black Haus, Captain Morgan, Southern Comfort, Chocolate Vodka, and Hpnotiq are my favorites....and most mixed drinks made with rum or vodka.
Some random rants - I don't like negativity, arrogance, rap or country music, Paris Hilton (she makes me gag for some reason), Spongebob (his voice makes my skin crawl), chain letters, politics, rude or mean people, social labels, or people that cut in front of you on the road only to travel at half the speed you were traveling at! I am SOOOO NOT a morning person...in fact, my alarm clock is my worst enemy. I despise mornings and wish I could sleep through them everyday. I don't like people that judge others when they don't even know them. I don't like being branded an attention whore because I happen to have a decent body, wear clothes that show it, and have sexy pics in my profile....but I will suck up the stereotypes and judgemental comments before I will change myself. I hate how some people only think its cool to listen to underground bands. It irks the shit out of me to hear someone say they love a band until they got "mainstream" or "sold out". Either you like the music or you don't. You don't just stop liking someone's music because everyone else started liking it. That's silly. If you're going to stop listening to a band just because they aren't obscure enough for you, then you probably weren't a real fan to begin with. I keep 4 betta fish on my desk at work so I have something nice to look at when I'm on the phone with someone annoying. But I hate it when I take the cover off to feed them and one jumps out and then I have to pick it up with my hands....eeeew. I'm terrified of spiders, cornfields, clowns, the creepy king from the Burger King commercials, and being alone in the dark. I'm not afraid of dying but I am afraid of getting old.
I think the sexiest man alive is Marilyn Manson.....followed VERY closely by all the boys of Suicide City, Jay of As Summer Dies, Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance, all the boys of Kill Hannah, Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence, Carl Scalici, Gary Numan, The Dro of Deadstar Assembly, wiL of Aiden, and Eric Victorino of Strata! Some other sexy men are Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth, Criss Angel, all the boys in Echovalve, Wentworth Miller, Jared and Shannon Leto of 30 Seconds to Mars, Jeff Hardy, and Shannon Moore. The sexiest women ever are LinZ from Mindless Self Indulgence, Lindsay Lohan, Adriana Lima, Kat Von D, Jennifer from Suicide City, Angel from As Summer Dies, Amy Lee from Evanescence, Juliette Lewis, Angelina Jolie, Eliza Dushku, Abby from Slunt, Lita (the wrestler), Keira Knightly, Christina Ricci, Brittney Murphy, Kristen Bell, and Kirsten Dunst. I'm sure I have missed a few but I can't think under pressure!
MY BIGGEST MUSICAL OBSESSIONS:
If you check out any band on my profile, make it this one!!!! It doesn't get any more intense than Suicide City!! Their music is pure psychotic energy!!! And these guys (and girl!!) are some of the coolest people I have ever met in my life. In fact, I don't think I have ever had so much fun at a concert before as I did the two times I've seen them. So go check them out....if you think you can handle it!!!
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Check out As Summer Dies too.....cuz they kick major ass!!!
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Strata rocks me....hard!!! And they have new cd out right now!!! So go check them out...and buy the new cd on iTunes or your nearest music store!
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Support Jennifer from Suicide City by checking out JennCity Productions!! She'll keep you updated on all the greatest shows and parties!!!
Need a wicked new hairstyle??? Angel's your girl!!!!!
Check this shop out for some really wicked t-shirt designs!!!!
And this shop for some more rockin' t-shirts!!!
And be sure to check out Hot Picks for all your guitar pick needs - they are bad ass!!
My favorite freak show....and yours!!!!
And for your extreme amusement.....NinjaPimp!!!!!
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These aren't music or shops....but you should check them out anyway...if you want to see the sexiest people on myspace!
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Suicide City....because they are the coolest mother-fuckers ever! Yeah, ok, so I already met them (several times), but still....I would always love to see them again! And I would do almost anything to meet Marilyn Manson! Some others at the top of my list are Stevenmarque, Deadstar Assembly, The Birthday Massacre, Slunt, Lourds, Gary Numan, Peter Murphy, King Diamond, Your Favorite Enemies, Jeffree Star, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, and The Lizardman!!

Excluding celebrities, I'm really not all that picky with who I meet as long as they amuse me! I'd prefer to meet people that are nice, mentally stimulating, dark minded, and into music....but I'll settle for just nice!!!

These bands are worthy of my love.....and yours!

Suicide City

As Summer Dies

Strata

Kill Hannah

Aiden

Mindless Self Indulgence

Madina Lake

My Chemical Romance

Billy Talent

The Birthday Massacre

Gary Numan

30 Seconds to Mars

Lacuna Coil

Placebo

Stevenmarque Society

Mushroomhead

psyclon nine

Your Favorite Enemies

The White Tie Affair

Lourds

^Nick Black^

A Farewell Fire

Deadstar Assembly

Blind Before Dawn

We The Kings

Music:


FAV BANDS - SUICIDE CITY!!!! Marilyn Manson, As Summer Dies, Mindless Self Indulgence, Gary Numan, My Chemical Romance, Strata, Aiden, The Birthday Massacre, Kill Hannah, Placebo, Madina Lake, Psyclon Nine, Mushroomhead, Billy Talent, AFI, 30 Seonds to Mars, Lacuna Coil, Matchbook Romance, Pink Floyd, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Ministry, Echovalve, Stevenmarque, Deadstar Assembly, Lourds, Panic! At the Disco, Green Day, The Cure, Bauhaus, Nine Inch Nails, The Vincent Black Shadow, Nick Black, Type O Negative, Rob Zombie, Your Favorite Enemies, Nightwish, Alkaline Trio, Offspring, SLUNT, Muse, Flyleaf, Queen, David Bowie, Collide, Evanescence, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Queensryche, Drain STH, Deadsy, Jack Off Jill, Bullet For My Valentine, Linkin Park, Ours, HIM, Cradle of Filth, Chevelle, Stabbing Westward, Seether, Reggie and the Full Effect, Jeffree Star, Deftones, A Farewell Fire, Echovalve, Disturbed, Voltaire, Criss Angel, We The Kings, Midnight Syndicate, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The 69 Eyes, The Killers, Staind, and I could go on forever but I'll spare you.

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show and Tim Burton's A Nightmare Before Christmas are my all-time favorite movies ever! I also have a passion for horror movies (big surprise there!) but I do occasionally watch other genres. Some of my favorite movies (in no particular order) are Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Transformers, all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean, A Clockwork Orange, The Crow, Edward Scissorhands, Silence of the Lambs, 300, Girl Interrupted, Labrynth, all the Lord of the Rings, all the Harry Potters, The Prophecy, The Princess Bride, The Ring, Stand By Me, Children of the Corn (the first one!), all the Halloween movies, all 3 Spidermans, Moulan Rouge, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Bram Stoker's Dracula, all the Friday the 13th movies, Benny and Joon, Dances with Wolves, The Breakfast Club, all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Blade, Underworld, A Knights Tale, The Patriot, Clue, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Goonies, Hellraiser, Pink Floyd's The Wall, and the list goes on....

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Veronica Mars, Heroes, Prison Break, Supernatural, House, 24, Lost, Criss Angel's Mindfreak, America's Next Top Model (you can laugh at me now!), Tom and Jerry, and most of the shows on Adult Swim (especially Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frisky Dingo, and Metalpocalypse!!)

Books:

Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson, Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe, Dante's Inferno, The Necroscope series by Brian Lumley, The Harry Potter books, Gifted Trust by John Paul Allen, anything by Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Terry Brooks, or Anne Rice.

Heroes:

My mom!!

FAMILY PORTRAITS:

Me and my husband, Rob

Our daughter, Kayla (no, she doesn't look like that everyday...it was Halloween!)

Me and my rottie Dante

My other dog Cody, and my cat Coco (they love to cuddle)

Me and my best friend and concert buddy Kristin at our cemetary tea party!

Me, my sister Shannon (my other best friend!), and my NY boys, Devin and Carl

Me, my husband and Ali (yet another one of my best friends!)

Me and Lindsay (yes, another one of my best friends and concert buddies!) at My Chemical Romance!

Me, my husband, our brother Scott and our sister Shannon

My office assistant, Theron (but everyone calls him Vinny) who is much better at unfiling than filing!!

My other office assistant, Winter, who's favorite place to nap is my lap!! And yes, she really does have two different colored eyes!

My Blog

Zombies are scumbags...but As Summer Dies are the sweetest!! (ASD concert pics!)

10/17/07 - Jester's Pub, Fayetteville, NCHOT DAMN!!!!!! What an unbelievably fantastical night!!!! Seriously, you probably know how long I have been listening to As Summer Dies and how long I have bee...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:49:00 PST

GIVE ME YOUR PITY!!!! (Suicide City concert pictures!)

Ok, seriously, if you do not know who this band is by now, then you obviously do not listen to me....EVER!! So please, go check them out at www.suicidecity.com or www.myspace.com/suicidecity. Your lif...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

We're All Going to Hell.....Until There's Nothing Left of Us - KILL HANNAH / STRATA pics!

KillHannah.com StrataDirect.com Oh yes, another fantastically memorable concert night!!! You didn't expect anything different did you?? Now Kill Hannah came through NC about two months ago...unfortuna...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

Aiden is love (concert pictures)!!!!!

Ok, seriously, I know I say this all the time (well obviously...if a band sucked why would I be going to see them??) but this show was so unbelievably amazing, I can't even tell you!!! This one was at...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:01:00 PST

Suicide City Rocks Me Even Harder!!!

OK, if you are that lame and have not checked out this band yet, you suck and to make yourself not suck so much, you need to go check them out right now. Stop fucking around on my site and go to their...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

Only Suicide City Can Rock You This Hard!!!! <3 <3 <3 (with pictures!!)

Dark. Fierce. Melodic. Powerfully intense. Energetic. Psychotic. Sexy. Unique. Euphoric. Exhilerating. These are just a few of the words that come to mind when I think of Suicide City. But words alone...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

My Chemical Romance / Green Day Concert (with pics!)

NOTE - No, I don't care if you save the pictures or put them on your own site or whatever! Yes, my site link is on them and I'd like you to leave it there but you're still welcome to use them - I'm no...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chevelle Concert

The night of the Chevelle concert finally arrived! The only problem is I had been sick with the flu the whole week before! Yeah, that kind of put a damper on things! I definitely wasn't feeling too go...
Posted by Jesus Makes You Cursed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST