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Simon

My job is fun and I get to play with big guns

About Me

Hi My name is simon and i am 24. I am proudly serving in the united States army and i love it. i am adventurous and an addrenaline junkie. I love my GSXR and my truck the bigger the better.
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Name: Simon Werner
Birthday: 09May1981
Birthplace: Oaklawn
Current Location: Elk Grove
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: GERMAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: all white DC
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: IRAQ
Your Perfect Pizza: roast Beef and gardinara
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey sexy
Thoughts First Waking Up: time to smoke a cigarette
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: when I have no money or no booze
Your Most Missed Memory: college
Pepsi or Coke: Coke all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: everyday that ends in Y
Do you Swear: Fuck no i dont fuckin swear
Do you Sing: yeah if i am drunk
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily
Have you Been in Love: love hurts
Do you want to go to College: did
Do you want to get Married: hell yeah
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: pain killers
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: lasnight
Ever been called a Tease: i always follow through
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Physician
What country would you most like to Visit: Gremany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'5"`
Weight: 110-120
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: forgot
Number of CDs I own: 275
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics)
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Hard-core partier
You are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.
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My Interests

everything outdoors Take the quiz:
What kind of puppy are you??

Sleeping puppy
YOUR ALWAYS ASLEEP!! why??

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I'd like to meet:

a nice girl that i an bring home to mom

Music:

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What alcoholic beverage are you?

Jose Cuervo
You're there for the party, and you aint leaving till they throw you out. Just there to have fun, thats what its all about.

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Movies:

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!TAURUSAggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=) Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny Awesome personality Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

Television:

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What type of kisser are you?

Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.

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Books:



Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

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Chucky
Your Chucky, the mischevious one of the bunch. You are very determined and open-mided. What you want your gauranteed to get it. You dont kill to kill your more strategic and have a purpose. You use anything you can to get the job done. Good for you!
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Heroes:



What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics)


Hard-core partier
You are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.
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