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About Me

I am very laid back, down to earth, and chilled out. I like to have fun and meet interesting people. Love tattoos...wanna be a tattoo artist but we will see... Looking to meet people who are cool just like me! Like to go out and have fun and we are always looking for new people to party with. I smoke alot of weed and need people who can handle a true stoner! I say alot of dumb things and I don't make sense half the time...but I look good doing it so there!!

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My Interests

Tattooing, Peircing, Money, Having Fun, Interesting People, Hot Guys, Weed, Booze, Working,
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Jo Momma

Music:

Anything That Sounds Good! But NO Country!!
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... one of a kind

Movies:

Scarface, Mobster Movies, Anchorman, Old School, Porn, Pic Of Destiny
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: COLLEEN
Birthplace: THE HAMMER
Current Location: THE HAMMER
Eye Color: HAZEL AND GREEN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: NATIVE AND IRISH A CRAZY DRUNK LOL
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC'S, NIKES, AND UGLY WORK SHOES
Your Weakness: GUYS WITH TATTOOS, AND MY DOG
Your Fears: PIGEONS
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI AND UR MOM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET A PROMOTION AND FUCK UR MOM
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DOOD
Thoughts First Waking Up: SEX AND UR MOM
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER IM SLEEPY
Your Most Missed Memory: CHILDHOOD
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: YUCK FUCK BOTH
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE , BUT THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO BOMB ANYWAYS
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: *PUKES IN MOUTH*
Do you Smoke: FUCKING HELL NO...WELL NOT CIGGIES..LOL
Do you Swear: FUCKING RIGHT I FUCKING SWEAR COCKEATERS
Do you Sing: VERY WELL THANK YOU
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: ONLY WITH MYSELF
Do you want to go to College: ALREADY WENT TWICE
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: PLEASE....IM NOT EVEN GUNNA GO THERE.....IDIOT
Do you get along with your Parents: YUP THEY ARE THE BOMB DIGITZ
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK NO
Do you play an Instrument: SKIN FLUTE COUNT?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: PLEASE.....DO U HAVE TO ASK
In the past month have you Smoked: POLE AND WEED
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WEED
In the past month have you gone on a Date: UNFORUNATLY YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YA
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: EWWWWWWWW
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: *PUKES IN MOUTH*
In the past month have you been on Stage: LOL WUT DUMB QUESTIONS....
In the past month have you been Dumped: NEVER HAVE BEEN...IM TOO GOOD FOR THAT SHIT
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: FUCKING RIGHT IN THE SUMMER ALL THE TIME
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NAH I HAVE A JOB I DONT HAVE TO STEAL
Ever been Drunk: ALWAYS BUDDY ALWAYS
Ever been called a Tease: OFCOURSE...LOOK AT ME
Ever been Beaten up: FUCK NO FUCK THAT SHIT BRING IT ON
Ever Shoplifted: WHEN I WAS YOUNG
How do you want to Die: WITH UR MOM ON MY FACE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: UR MOM
What country would you most like to Visit: MOMSVILLE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ANY
Favourite Hair Color: NOT BLONDE
Short or Long Hair: SHORT
Height: TALLER THEN 5'11
Weight: NOT FAT
Best Clothing Style: SKATER....MMMMMM
Number of Drugs I have taken: CANT COUNT FUCK..LOL
Number of CDs I own: TONS
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: 8, ONE IS A FULL SLEEVE SUCKAS
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING I WOULDNT BE WHO I AM TODAY!
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Television:

HATE T.V! Unless, Family Guy, Iron Chef, and educatational shit-my sister and I get lit and watch this shit we love it.

Books:

The Phone Book For Ur Moms Number
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Heroes:

Kat Von D and My Dad, Also Anyone Who Has Overcome An Addiciton!

My Blog

Saturday NIght With Halina

Theeeeeeeeeee best night out ever.....Slaintes, Tailgates, Liquid Kitty....hilaious....falling all over the ice..smashed out of our faces....getting dum dums to buy us drinks....biting hot boys.....
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

SITE IS UNDER CONSTUCTION

SORRY ABOUT THIS MY SITE IS GETTING A MAKE OVER...SO IT WILL BE BACK UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME.... SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED!! XOX COLLEEN...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

AN MSN CONVO..READ AND LAUGH

I'm Mallory Knox and I'm telling my friend about a convo I had with an asshole...enjoy.. {M@!!0RY KN0X} says: omg this guy fingers i talk to has his name amazing weekend so this is wut just h...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:01:00 PST

MY SIGN...READ THIS ITS TRUE!

>>>CANCERMOST AMAZING KISSER. >Very high sex appeal. >Great in bed ... >Love is one of a kind. >Very romantic. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Entirely creative >Random and proud of it >Great...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Make Up On Gurls

WHY THE FUCK DO CHICKS PILE ON THE MAKE UP? I MEAN COME ON HALLOWEEN IS ONLY ONCE A YEAR AND FOR REAL GURLS BEING A WOMAN I KNOW THE ROPES GUYS WANT LOW MAINTANCE HIGH CLASS. I MEAN TO DOLL UP ONCE IN...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

Alllllllllllllllll Better Niggahs!! Time To Party!!

I'm almost 100%...I'm thinking by Friday night ill be all better to set it off once again!! I cant fucking wait!! Who's in? Let me know its gunna be a wild one! XO Stay Sexy...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

SURGERY SUCKS ASS!

I survived the surgery but now I'm in the most rideculous pain you could ever imagine. I have hideous brusies and scars on my tummy and I can't fart or pee! LOL Damien my BFF has been the ...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

SURGETY ON MONDAY OCT. 23RD @ 8 AM!

O.K so I have my surgery on Monday. This is gunna suck but atleast I will be rid of this rotten thing and can be healthy and happy again! Also can go back to drinking! YAY...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

TOOL was Unreal!

OMFG....O.K So here it goes....TOOL was so fucking amazing there isn't even words for how unreal the concert was. I Went with the most amazing guy ever...Jeff..and a bunch of my friends! It...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST

OMG The 54 Night...LOL

O.K so we all meet up, start drinking and the night seems that it is going to be a good one. We all pile in vans, cars etc...and make it to the club. Walk into the club, what an entr...
Posted by Tattooed Goddess on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST