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Phonebook Johnson

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I know what you're thinking. What kind of hippies name their kid Phonebook? Well, to answer your question, they don't. I'm here on myspace to whore up my friends list and fill out a gazillion stupid surveys about the last thing I drank out of a boot, so I can post it to for all my friends to see. My interests include horseback riding, and longs walks on the beach. So long that you have to call a cab to get back to your car. I eat everything but sea bugs, and they know why. My goals in life are to be rich and powerful, without having to actually do any work. If you are a supermodel and are interested in dating, don't bother contacting me unless you have a private jet. That you can pilot. Upside down. Regards, Phonebook Johnson.

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