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Laura

Never trust a skinny chef.

About Me

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Laura Marie Hornby --
[noun]:
A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
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Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts brilliance
1 part joy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
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Woah! Step back - the future's so bright for you it's blinding me! You are the coolest of the cool. Everyone looks up to you as the benchmark for being coooool. The fonze was your grandfather. Any cooler and you'd freeze! WOO it's chilly in here.
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Your Inner European is French!

Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so. Who's Your Inner European?
Laura shines brightest among all the stars!
There is nothing modest about Laura, and she wouldn't demean herself by assuming a false modesty. Laura is extremely proud and loves to be admired and appreciated. She is generous in heart and spirits, and strives always to get the most out of life.
In Love
In affairs of the heart, Laura really comes into her own. When she falls in love, it's the hook line and sinker syndrome. There are no half measures in Laura's life, least of all in this area. The depths of her feelings can leave her strangely vulnerable and open to being wounded emotionally. Giving all she has to a partner, she is open-hearted, steadfast and fiercely loyal. There is no room in Laura's life for deception or devious behaviour; she cannot understand it and won't tolerate it. She is not the type to play games with people's feelings and expects the same respect for hers in return. If a genuine mistake has been made, though, she is quick to forgive. Her enormous heart doesn't bear a grudge and shes not too proud to forgive a genuine apology. Laura's main failing is jealousy; she needs the assurance that she rules her lover's heart and comes second to none. Supremely romantic, she loves to make a fuss of her partner and to spoil him with little gifts or surprise outings. She is a deeply sentimental, warm, loving person.
Work and Career
Any career in which she can stamp her individual mark and be seen to be doing so suits Laura down to the ground. She has a flair for the dramatic and needs to have her efforts recognised. Working behind the scenes isn't as appealing to Laura, who prefers to take centre stage. She dislikes amateurism and strives to attain the best work from herself and her colleagues. The nature of her work is of less importance than the way in which she executes it, always with her trademark style and panache.
Friendship
To count Laura as your friend is to be in the company of someone who always has your best interests at heart. She'll take a genuine interest in your activities and endeavours, spurring you on to achieve more and making you believe in yourself.
Laura has an ability to organise people and she isnt afraid to tell you if you could do something better by trying another way. It might come over as bossiness but Laura genuinely wants to help you do the best you can.
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Disclaimer: Now showing my top 20 blondes. If you do not see yourself in my top 20, please be aware that this does not mean that I hate you, simply that you are not blond. Any further complaints may result in serious crossness!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A rugged, devilishly handsome, witty, intelligent, funny, charming, gentle, wild, passionate, Christian gentleman who can complete the crossword, enjoys drying up and will have good arguments with me! Basically, a cross between Sharpe, Jack Bauer, Wolverine, Mr Darcy and Jason Robinson!!!
Oh, I'd also like to meet Dame Judi Dench and Deborah the Prophetess.

Disclaimer: Now showing my top 20 blondes. If you do not see yourself in my top 20, please be aware that this does not mean that I hate you, simply that you are not blond. Any further complaints may result in serious crossness!

Music:

I adore this song because it reminds me of my 3 favourite girlies who I miss very very very much. They sang it to me at Winchester train station when we finished uni.

Movies:

Check out my sister being on a YouTube movie!!!

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Braveheart. Sound of Music. Gladiator. Equilibrium. Anchorman. Dumb & Dumber. About a Boy. Life of Brian. The Holy Grail. Love Actually. 9 to 5. The Chorus. Confetti. The Princess Bride. Finding Neverland. Lethal Weapon. Blade. Casablanca. Star Wars Trilogy. Matrix. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Shrek. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. The Emperor's New Groove. Disney's Robin Hood. Some Like It Hot. Yentl. Calamity Jane. Oliver. X-Men.

Television:



Two of the manliest, most rugged, sexy, devilishly handsome men ever to grace my TV screen. Mmmmmmmmmm...

My Blog

Real Men talk about knitting...

My video of the week - is it taking the mick or are they truly serious? Who knows! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jYa_rJyG18
Posted by Laura on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Good Luck... apparently!

A bird pooed on my head yesterday. I am very cross. If I did that to a bird I'd be put in prison!
Posted by Laura on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

Laura's Video of the Week!

I think it just has to be this one. Man! The girl's a genius - I want to be her! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEGTH1TqCck
Posted by Laura on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

Laura's Charity of the Month

Care for the Family is a national charity which aims to promote strong family life and to help those hurting because of family breakdown. Definitely worth supporting, I think, because the effects of ...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

Hooorah!!!

Yes! Karl and Susan are finally back together, but why oh why does Izzy have to try to ruin it? I've been waiting months for this and now she manages to wangle her way into Karl's head. Damn you Isobe...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

My video of the week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t182X1Eh3H8
Posted by Laura on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

It's happened!

I got home this afternoon and it happened - I care about my job! Oh dear - I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing it, but it means something now. I got cross about the treatment of underachie...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:25:00 PST

Neighbours

What is going on? Long glances between Karl & Susan - will they get back together? I really really hope so, but Aunty Sue reckons they'll keep stringing that one out. Why can't they just be happy?...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:32:00 PST

Driving me mad!

I have now been learning to drive now for just over a year and I'm sure I ought to be better at it than I am. As the inimitable FaceAche put it - "I'm getting bored of you learning to drive!" Hmmm. Pe...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST

AAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!

ANTS! ANTS! There are ANTS living in the settee in the lounge. That's it, I'm getting my tent and moving into the garden - looks like all the wildlife's in the house now anyway. Uuurrgh, yuk!
Posted by Laura on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST