Gmichael

Once upon a dark and stormy night there was a knock at the door. “Who is it?” asked Sir Hodgo. “Its Meredith and Sarah,” the voices replied, “we have come to clean the pool”. “Oh alright, its right this way”, said Sir Hodgo. He lead them to the bedroom where he slowly took off his watch. “Its always on too tight, just like your pants, you muffin top,” Sir Hodgo continued to stroke his massive head. “Lets go on a picnic to the hanging rock,” said Meredith, putting on her pants. “Hold on, isn’t it a dark and stormy night?” asked Sarah. “Shut your bitch ass mouth whore bag,” Meredith replied. “Ok well I’m going to slap you like a slave Sir Hodgo, bend over.” Sir Hodgo did as he was told, quietly enjoying this rough treatment. Once they were finished they decided to make waffles (the chocolate kind were Sarah’s favourite). Meredith couldn’t finish off her waffles because she was too busy playing with her pussy cat. His name was Tinkerbell and he was the cutest kitten in the world. “So about that picnic?” asked Sir hodgo. “We’ve just had waffles you fatty” said Sarah. “Shut your pie hole,” said Meredith. “Your so fat you have more chins than a Chinese phone book,” teased Sir Hodgo. “Your mum has more chins than a Chinese phone book”, replied Sarah.