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BeauMoErotic

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About Me


Random factoids about your's truly:
I almost always have dictionary.com open in a firefox tab because I find myself looking up new words often.
I love to draw. You can view some of my drawings HERE
I have recently realised that I am an Anglophile.
I make RAYGUNS! Yeah, I know...ultra nerdy. Oh well. You can view them here: http://www.myspace.com/25thcentury
Give My Blog a gander if you are so inclined.
Many people think you are not free until you have the 9-5 job, rent to pay, bills to pay, and possessions to call your own. I call that a prison. To me, freedom is the ability to take the big risks you want in life, and doing what you love.
I have been told that I have "natural charisma". Which means I have the looks of Quasi-Modo, but the charisma of Dean Martin.
"If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't"-Chuck Palahniuk
I am a 25 year old artist/digital sculptor/animator. (You can see my work HERE )
I feel the 1920's through the 1940's was when America looked it's most beautiful. From the art deco architecture to the fedoras to the cars. It was pure elegance.
I was recently told by someone in my MYSPACE friends list that I am "the funniest person EVER."
I have this strange love/hate relationship with Zombies. When I was a little kid I saw a scene in Day of the Dead where I guy gets torn in half. I have never been the same since.
"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open." - Chuck Palahniuk
I consider myself an artist before anything else.
I have a phobia of touching raw meat. Whenever someone asks why, I tell them it is because my uncle would come into my bedroom at night.
"Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?" - Chuck Palahniuk
I am 6'7", making me one tall mofo.
I am a multidimensional being. I believe in the balance of mind and spirit, as well as a good fart joke.
I don't like Mt. Dew in soda form. But in slupree form...BRILLIANT! Having a Mt. Dew Code Red Slurpee is like having an orgy in your mouth....but without the awkwardness the next morning.
"The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent, but not money - the first step to controlling your world is to control your culture. To model and demonstrate the kind of world you demand to live in. To write the books. Make the music. Shoot the films. Paint the art." -Chuck Palahniuk
I am one sarcastic bastard. People who are easily offended don't usually like me. Nothing is above satire in my opinion. That includes religion, people, events, etc.
I find quantum physics amazingly interesting, even though I don't really understand it.
I may be a sarcastic sumbitch, but I am also the most caring person you might ever meet. I have been known to think of others before myself.
I have never used drugs or had alcohol. And I have my reasons.
Always a true gent. Never bitter and never twisted. Only optimistic.
I think all drivers education classes should have hot model instructors. That would be the ultimate test of focus while driving.
I don't regret my choices in life. I'd rather get screwed by doing something, rather then getting screwed by not doing anything at all.
I prefer faces over boobs
I have an uncontrolable need to make people laugh. I am successful at it too.
In this massive universe of infinite possibilities, there is no such thing as "right and wrong". There are only paths that allow you to evolve, or ones that keep you static.
I have a phobia of spiders and needles
I am a massive geek, yet I don't like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or the spiderman movies. (not related to my phobia of spiders)
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." - Chuck Palahnuik
I'd rather play tennis than baseball, and Raquet ball over Football
"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close." - Chuck Palahniuk
I hate political correctness and censorship. Why is it people can accept a bullet penetrating flesh, but not a penis?
If you think Ghostbusters is the best movie ever, I may ask you to marry me
I find humor in everything. It's what keeps me so positive and happy.
I find each member of the opposite sex is just another problem, the key is finding the problems that cancel out your own.
I don't add myspace friends without having a conversation with the person first.
What I look for in friends and more:
-Moderatly crazy/insane
-Original
-Not Average
-Politically Incorrect
-Finds Humour in Everything
-Brilliant At What They Do

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My Interests

Animation, Digital Sculpting in Maya, movie making, drawing, painting, the 1920's-1940's, Art Deco, BBQ's, hanging out with friends, etc.

I'd like to meet:

What I look for in friends and more:

-Moderatly crazy/insane
-Original
-Not Average
-Politically Incorrect
-Finds Humour in Everything
-Brilliant At What They Do


Music:


Stuff I Love:

-Gabriel & Dresden

-Daft Punk

-Radiohead

-System of a Down

-Fischerspooner (Electro out of NY)

-Ladytron (British Electro Group)

-Client (I have a fetish for female British electro groups)

-Lansing-Dreiden

-Depeche Mode

-The Presets

-Ratatat

-Philip Glass

-Composed Movie Scores

-80's Music

-Unforgiving Lucifer Loving METAAAAAAAAL!

Stuff I HATE:

-U2

-Pearl Jam

-James Blunt (James Cunt)

-Daniel Powter (Baby Raper)

-John Mayer

-Hinder (Rock For Jr. High Kids, or Pussies)

-Country Music

Movies:


Ghostbusters, Casino, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Finding Nemo, Ghostbusters, Waking Life, Ghostbusters, True Romance, Ghostbusters, Starship Troopers, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters, Edward Scissorhands, Ghostbusters, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Ghostbusters, etc. Ghostbusters, etc Shit, I just love movies. Love watching them, love making them!

Television:


First off, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are both brilliant.

CARTOONS! I LOVES EM! While I like some of the current stuff out there, I prefer to watch the classics on DVD. Such as Batman: The Animated Series (best cartoon EVER), Johnny Quest, Gargoyles, Superman: The Animated Series, Ducktales, etc. I'm praying for the day Tale Spin and Darkwing Duck come out on DVD.

Lets not forget Science Fiction! Doctor WHO!!!! StarTrek: TNG!!!

I also loves me the trash TV. Especially Jerry Springer. It's magical. And don't get me started on the show "Cheaters"....BRRRRRRRILLIANT!

Now don't get me wrong. Just because I love white trash TV doesn't make me white trash. I am a well rounded and sophisticated individual. Look, I even spelled "sophisticated" right!

*Dances in overalls. Shooting pistols and drinkin moon shine*

Books:


I ain't dun book learned.

Actually, my friend Jenn (aka - MySpace friend "Faye") got me this bitchin' book called PUT DOWNS: A collection of Acid Wit. It fits me perfectly. It is great! Here are a few Choice quotes:

"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has a culture"

"He couldn't Ad-Lib a fart after eating a baked-bean dinner"

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."

Heroes:


Christopher Walken.Actually he isn't my hero, I simply think he is the coolest mofo on the planet and it would be a blast to have a converstation with him.

Might as well add Bill Murray to that short list. Because he is Peter Venkman and Venkman owns my life!

To be honest, I don't have heroes or role models I aspire to. I try to be my own hero.

My Blog

Tenacious D and Me!!!

Life works in amazing ways.  The culmination of 4 years of events, finally led to me hanging out with Tenacious D.It all started 4 years ago when I made a 3D cartoon for a college animation final...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:21:00 PST

I Have A YouTube Channel

I went ahead and uploaded all sorts of junk I have made over the last 5 years to YouTube and created a channel around it.  You can view it HEREIf ya dig what you see, subscribe to the channel so ...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

Coolest Christmas Gift...EVER!!!

So my chum Phil gave me one hell of a Christmas gift.  Take a gander at this beauty!That's right!  It's the T.A.R.D.I.S. bitches!  Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, Motha Fuckaz!&n...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

Bring The Funny Results

So I got 3rd place...not bad, not bad.   The voting process seems a little chaotic.  Some people grabbed a shit load of ballets and made the votes unbalanced, but whatever.I had three things...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

Audio Recording Of Me On KISW

Here is a recording of me on KISW doing my "Bring The Funny" routine.  Somehow in the process of getting it from tape deck, to PC, to internet, the voices of all of us got a little deeper than th...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

Listen To Me On 99.9 KISW!!!!

Everyone has told me I should do stand up comedy. Well, "The Men's Room" on KISW is having a contest called "Bring The Funny" and I decided to enter. They found my email to be funny enough that the...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

The Presets Show!!!!!

That was one of the most fun experiences I had at a show EVER!  The Presets know how to entertain a crowd!  I think they summed up the evening best when they said, "Damn Seattle!  We we...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST

WW3!!! END OF THE WORLD!!! AHHHHHH!!!

The idea of the end of the world is an interesting one. For there to be an end to existance, it means time has to be linear. Not surprisingly, the idea of linear time comes from the Bible. It says ti...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:05:00 PST

Birthday Bash! - Kyle, Lee, and Me!

I'm sure everyone knows of Tenacious D.  Well with Jack Black doing so many movies, Kyle and Lee formed a side band called TrainWreck.  I did some art for one of their CD's awhile back. ...
Posted by BeauMoErotic on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST

New Painting of Mine (Wedding Gift For A Friend)


Posted by BeauMoErotic on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST