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The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

At my signal... unleash hell

About Me

I'm Mark. I've got a bad reputation to think about. I enjoy punishing my liver to the max, behaving like an epileptic on speed and making people hate me. Deal with it. I can be as sweet as you like or a total cunt.
I currently vocalize for Co-Exist and The Threat Remains. I also used to be the vocalist in The Punchline Is Murder... and in Bloodstory.
I'm also known as Fry, The Fry, Noctambulant, Mortard and "-7" due to the awesome scars on my forehead. Address me how you please, just acknowledge that i'll be a drain on your resources; wreck your marriage and try and run off with your daughter. I'm being entirely serious.
"It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to have a big clam-bake and cook him! Yee-haw!"
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
I'm being completely rational....
I'M NOT YELLING!!
In every relationship,
there has to be compromise
and every one of them has baggage.
I know i have my issues...
AND WE KNOW YOU HAVE YOURS!"
CHECK OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING BAND: THE PUNCHLINE IS MURDER...
Odium humani generis
A View From Nihil
We crush the dream of heaven!

My Interests

Music, singing, guitar, DJing, Golf, Mountain Boarding, Football, Hockey, Man Utd, Bristol City, Dunfermline Athletic, thunderstorms, fine art, classic art, classical music, collecting shit, drawing, forests, mountains, beatdowns, violence, ghost stories, painting, beauty, alcohol, films, the moon, eyes, chat, winter, tattoos, black metal, the occult, churches, religious mythology, bed, normal mythology, mythology of any kind!, stories, books, lists, architecture, planets, brunettes, industry, derelict buildings, railway lines, abandoned railway lines, lunatic asylums, tunnels, wells, rivers, clouds, ceefax, serial killers, tornadoes, hugs, finding anyone that understands me, glaciers, cities, history, poetry and all that shizzle

I'd like to meet:

Your mother, now drag me to work..

Music:

1349, 2 Many DJs, A Silver Mt. Zion, Allergo, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, Amen, American Head Charge, Andrew WK, Anvil Warface, Aqualung, Arch Enemy, Architects, Athlete, As I Lay Dying, Bach, Beatallica, Beck, Beecher, Beethoven, Behemoth, Biffy Clyro, Big Country, Bigdumbface, Blink 182, Blur, Broken Oath, Burzum, By My Hands, Caliban, Cannibal Corpse, Carpathian Forest, Cataract, Children of Bodom, Co-Exist, Coldplay, Converge, Cradle of Filth, Curlupanddie, Cursed, Darkthrone, Daughters!, David Bowie, Deathspell Omega, Deep Purple, Dire Straights, Dog Fashion Disco, Deicide, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Dragonforce, Dredg, DryKill Logic, Eels, Electric 6, Elton John, Embrace, Eminem, Emperor, Engerica, Enter Shikari, Enslaved, Ephel Duath, Eternal Lord, Every Scar Is A Victory, Every Time I Die, Faith No More, Fantomas, FatBoy Slim, Fear Factory, Feeder, Finntroll, Flogging Molly, Forest Stream, Franz Ferdinand, Friday Night Gunfight, Frou Frou, Graveworm, Green Day, Groove Armada, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, God Forbid, Godplayer, Goldfrapp, Gorelord, Gorgoroth, Grieg, Guns N' Roses, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Hatebreed, Hell Is For Heroes, HIM, Holst, Hundred Reasons, Iced Earth, Immortal, In Flames, Into The Moat, Iron Maiden, Idlewild, IX, James, Jimmy Eat World, Joanna Newsom, Johnny Truant, Keane, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Leftfield, Less Than Jake, Limp Bizkit, Loss of a Child, Lostprophets, Machine Head, Mad Capsule Markets, Manic Street Preachers, Mayhem, Metallica, Mesa Verde, Meshuggah, Ministry, Moby, Mortiis, Muse, Napalm Death, Narcosis, Nightwish, Nile, NIN, Norma Jean, Oasis, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Poison The Well, Primus, Prokofiev, Queen, Rabies Caste, Rammstein, Rameses, RATM, Raging Speedhorn, Red Sparowes, Rhapsody, Rob Dougan, Satyricon, Scooter, Sepultura, Slayer, Shaped By Fate, Sigur Ros, SikTh, Slipknot, Snow Patrol, SOAD, Sonata Arctica, Soulfly, Stampin' Ground, Stephen Lynch, Strapping Young Lad, Stratovarius, Stravinsky, Sum 41, Sunn O))), Superjoint Ritual, Tears For Fears, The 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster, The Abominable Iron Sloth, The Acacia Strain, The Arcade Fire, The Beatles, The Bled, The Chemical Brothers, The Chariot, The Darkness, The Devin Townsend Band, The Distillers, The February Solution, The Fight Back, The Fucking Champs, The Haunted, The Killers, The Ocean, The Ocean Fracture, The Offspring, The Pet Shop Boys, The Polyphonic Spree, The Postal Service, The Retrosexuals, The Secret, The Skids, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Summer They All Went Mad, The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza, The Trend, threemovements, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Tool, Twin Zero, Unearth, Vannessa Mae, Viking Skull, Vivaldi, Walls of Jericho, While Heaven Wept, Yob, Zyklon

Movies:

Notting Hill, Cannibal Holocaust, Evil Dead 2, Magnolia, AI, Monty Python, Almost Famous, Donnie Darko, Devil's Advocate, Happy Gilmour, Billy Madison, Mr Deeds, Unbreakable, 6th Sense, Sphere, The Ring, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I Robot, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Love Actually, The Beach, Mean Girls, She's All That, Zoolander, Dogma, Tin Cup, Lord of the Rings, Waynes World 1 & 2, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting, American Beauty, Amelie, Belleview Rendez-Vous, Fight Club, This Is Spinal Tap, End of Days, Dead Babies, Team America, South Park, Get Carter, About A Boy, Starship Troopers, Troy, Three Kings, Black Hawk Down, Snatch, Sin City, New Port South, Garden State, Animal House, Van Wilder, Serenity, Se7en, Event Horizon, Dead Man's Shoes, Boiler Room, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Munich

Television:

Scrubs, South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons, Monkey Dust, American Dad, How I met Your Mother, Not the Nine O' Clock News, Blackadder, My Family, Father Ted

Books:

Ian Rankin, Tom Sharpe, JJR Tolkien, James Herbert, Muriel Spark, Sylvia Plath, Douglas Adams, Irvine Walsh, Ben Elton, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, TS Eliot, Iain (M) Banks, Hunter S. Thompson, Terry Pratchet

Heroes:



My Blog

New Phone *FUCKING READ*

I have a new phone. I don’t have any of your numbers. IT’S THE SAME NUMBER AS BEFORE! TEXT ME! If i didn’t have your number then message me it over the net. THis has been the most in...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:22:00 PST

Phone Incident 7045

Ladies, Gentlemen, Badgers, I lost my phone in the ABC last night so i'm pretty much uncontactable. I wlll be getting the same number back but i'm waiting on a handset replacement. Please can you all...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:06:00 PST

Hello, My name is Mark

I'm never on myspace anymore as i can't get on it at work and i still don't have internet at home.I'm far far too busy to go to the internet elsewhere so i have to put up with 10 minutes on it at the ...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST

Gigs

Yo kids, In 2 bands now so pop along to the following shows where i'll be appearing exclusively, courtesy of myself in association with cider. FRIDAY November 16th CO-EXIST w/ Discharge @ The Barfly 8...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST

Radio show time!

The Fry At Night is back! Regular slot Midnight til 1am every Tuesday! www.subcity.org I'll play anything and everything. Listen in live or click the listen again function on the website to hear any s...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:30:00 PST

My radio show is TONIGHT

At MIDNIGHT til 1am... THE FRY AT NIGHT - playing everything and antyhing from Ludvig Van Beethoven via Pendulum to Cannibal Corpse 106.6FM across Glasgow and online at www.subcity.org you'll be able ...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:49:00 PST

This is armageddon...

Yo. Things are ok today. The Febs were fucking awesome last night, probably the best i've ever seen them and The Humble Hoax were good too. Kicked about a Graeme's afterwards for a few drinks and a fe...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

Pretty mental weekend

Football and the catty on friday, followed by the England game, Pivo Pivo and Carol's flatwarming on saturday and completed by As Lay Dying and friends on sunday. Pretty boring show but a good night a...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:00:00 PST

Back on the radio again!

Yep i'm back doing Subcity radio this year so i hope you can all tune in. I haven't been given a slot for the year long online broadcast yet but i will be broadcasting during Fresher's REVOLUTION (whi...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:20:00 PST

I don’t mean any disrespect but i hope you are buried alive

So life, yeah.... Things have been pretty hectic recently. I've tried out for a new band and that went pretty well, just have to see how it turns out. Also Dee and i might finally have got our long aw...
Posted by The Vicious Chicken of Bristol on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:39:00 PST