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About Me


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The truth of the mind:Don't forget the tartar sauce! Tartar sauce,Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Tartar sauce, Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. Thats when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe thats just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.taken from the film 'The Weather Man' 2005

My Interests

absurd ideas,spastic dancing, my uncle johnny, forgetting that movies aren't real, corn on the cob,drinking before thinking,thickness,surface discontinuity, family, friends, talking to strangers, making slightly autistic connections in the mind and then assuming that others will understand, not always understanding,exploring cities alone, most hedonistic acts, very big things, tiny things, over-analyzation

I'd like to meet:

did i mention that i met jessica AND ashley simpson in the same night?

Music:

Soul music is not the only music that requires a soul.

Movies:

life is better with lynchian landscapes; and Babel should have won. but what do i know?

Television:

dont change that channel because i will be right back with something very witty.

Books:

will self's rantings, kafka, naked lunch(otherwise known as 'what the fuck?) all of the non-linear stuff that everyone is sick of...including myself,

Heroes:

your scuffin me