last saturday |
so check out some of the best lines ever thrown:guy: hello.me: hi.guy: what's your name?me: julia. what's yours?guy: ranger.me: hahahaha.guy: no, seriously, it's ranger. me: ranger..wow.guy: yah.he pr...
Posted by julia on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:47:00 PST |
what cold weather has driven me to |
dik-diks, madoqua ogilby, are tiny antelopes, found in many parts of southern and eastern africa. dik-diks are particularly entrancing to travellers as they are very small, very cute and have a bambi-...
Posted by julia on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST |
get nancy and dang louise wake up on mars |
get nancy: (rolling out of a deep sleep, bumping her head on a rock): ohhhh, ouch! that smarts...what....where....huh? where am i? dang louise? dang louise!dang louise: (emerging from a patch of bushe...
Posted by julia on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST |
never eat dust |
not even if you want to
Posted by julia on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST |
a well-guarded populace |
for the prevention of kitty love:
Posted by julia on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST |
out of sight and out of mind |
"keep smoking 'out of sight and out of mind'...avoid bars and other spots where other smokers gather; go places where smoking is not allowed; keep your hands busy (try a crossword puzzle or building a...
Posted by julia on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST |
get nancy and dang louise go to the zoo |
get nancy woke up one crispy saturday afternoon to rocks tapping against her bedroom window. she looked out to see her mildly obnoxious friend, dang louise, licking an ice-cream con...
Posted by julia on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST |
quit |
today is the day that joe camel gets the keys to the street. fuck this is going to be annoying....
Posted by julia on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST |
i'm right on top of that, Rose. |
GOLDFIELD GHOST TOWN - ARIZONA ...
Posted by julia on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST |
so THAT'S how you do it...... |
i received a "How To Get To Heaven" booklet from a man in the columbus circle subway station. it goes as follows (sans the amazing illustrations featuring two african american children in various scen...
Posted by julia on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST |
