The Idiot

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Barry Stone
Birthday: wouldnt you like to know
Birthplace: Silent Hill memorial hospital
Current Location: Walnut
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brownish black
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mexican american
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse allstars
Your Weakness: none
Your Fears: and tell my enemies? bah!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish this one thing im doing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't you fucking tell me what to goddamn do!
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it!
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: tomorrow
Your Most Missed Memory: Smash Bros. at Jon's house...wait, we still do that
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: do I have jungle fever? or am I a honky lover?
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: I've been known to once and a while
Do you Sing: poorly
Do you Shower Daily: .................................yes...jeez, that was dumb
Have you Been in Love: no......
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: yeah, eventually
Do you belive in yourself: not so much
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get Motion City Soundtrack
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I adore them!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar Hero 2 on Xbox 360!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: why yes...yes I have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not that I can remember
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why the hell would I do that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: why the hell would I do that?
In the past month have you been on Stage: why the hell would I do that?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, pervered survey
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: slowly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: like Im going to tell a survey that! HAH!
What country would you most like to Visit: im ok here, but anywhere is nice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever her eyes are
Favourite Hair Color: black, brown, red, pink: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: as short/long as she wants it
Height: as tall as she is
Weight: as much as she weights
Best Clothing Style: whatever she wears
Number of Drugs I have taken: vicodine when my leg dislocated
Number of CDs I own: a crap load
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: for most part: regret nothing.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Have lived life, free from compromise. Now step into shadow without complaint.
-Rorschach
However, I do enjoy the intelligent phone conversation from time to time and like the rain. I read comic books and listen to music much too loudly. I can be a pain in the ass, but thats only to those ruuuuuuuuuuuude mother fuckers that have nothing better to do but ask me stupid questions like: "Are you alright?" And the answer is, was and always will be: If I was feeling better; I wouldn't be near you, and if I was feeling any worse you'd have two bullets in the head making sure your main computer was turned off correctly. And that is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but, so help me goddamn.