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Lois Lame

you can't mistake my biology

About Me

I'm bitchin', great hair, The boys all love to stare, I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not, I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate the school, Who am I? Just guess, Guys wanna touch my chest, I'm rockin', I smile, And many think I'm vile, I'm flyin', I jump, You can look but don't you hump, Whoo! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore, We cheer and we lead, We act like we're on speed, You hate us 'cause we're beautiful, Well we don't like you either, We're cheerleaders, We are cheerleaders!

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Congratualtions! You are 48% ghetto

You definatley have ghetto tendancies, but you're probably refined enough to cover it up when needed.

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My Interests

INTERESTED: pushing my luck, marlboro lights, my friends, making pancakes, writing/ranting, after parties (always better than the club), anything french, swimming in the sea, wetherspoons two quid breakfasts, the ghetto raval crew, pretty dresses, other languages and other places, pirate treasure, orion's belt, mermaids, the sunday times, summer, autumn and winter, the kingdom of fife, skip raking/pavement pillaging, wooping my own woop. NOT INTERESTED: orange cheddar (why??), high heels and twats who can't walk in them, spring, anyone who describes themselves as wacky/mad/mental, ketchup, tequila and people who insist on buying it for you even when you've told them it makes you vomit, magic tricks, flying (on planes), tea and coffee and the national obsession with both, carnations, bad randoms.

Music:

.... crap gadgey old-skool rave, aimee mann, the smiths, CSS, whitey, new young pony club, blondie, MC solaar, beastie boys, TTC, the rolling stones, suzanne vega, goldfrapp, tori amos, B52s, primal scream, rufus wainwright, the roots, ZZ top, girls aloud, sons and daughters, hayseed dixie, new order, kelly marie, violent femmes, peaches, nina simone, bjork, carly simon, AC/DC, prince, the cure, stone roses, interpol, joan jett, M.I.A., simon and garfunkel, shitdisco, fleetwood mac, salt'n'pepa, the kills, shivaree, kate bush.

Movies:

napoleon dynamite, little miss sunshine, spellbound, half nelson, empire records, the royal tenenbaums, the virgin suicides, marie antoinette, lost in translation, st. elmo's fire, la haine, mermaids, life is beautiful, ferris bueller's day off, election, trading places, run lola run, buffalo soldiers, fortress, private benjamin, american history X, trainspotting (still just very excited to see the burgh in a movie), withnail and i, neverending story, annie hall, old skool star wars, breakfast at tiffany's.

Television:

I swing between vacuous entertainment and being obsessed with watching the news. so long as it's not football or the mighty fucking boosh i'm almost pathetically easily pleased. I have recently rediscovered the work of insightful genius that was my so-called life, which pleases my inner 15 year old, and perhaps encourages it a little too much...

Books:

Camus, Simone De Beauvoir, Sartre, Jane Austen, J.D. Salinger, Truman Capote, Francoise Sagan, Flaubert, Tolstoy, Nabokov, Michel Houllebecq, Arthur Nersesian, Douglas Coupland, Bret Easton Ellis, Sylvia Plath, George Orwell, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Stephen Chbosky, Milan Kundera, Philip Larkin, Jeffrey Eugenides.

Heroes:

Julie Cooper-Nicol, a survivor and a true inspiration. ..

My Blog

URBAN FORAGING

1 pk. fresh pasta 1 pk. courgettes 1 pk. chococinno muffins 1 pk. carrot and orange muffins 1 pk. strawberries 1 pk. teacakes 1 bottle french dressing 1 pk. champagne grapes This is a list of things&n...
Posted by Lois Lame on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

Charitable deeds make for good steez

Let's get something straight& this is about actually shopping in charity shops, rather than using high street resources to look as though you do. It is not about all that Top Shop-does-vintage fakery....
Posted by Lois Lame on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:37:00 PST

Focus skate shop

Any self-respecting skate shop is first and foremost a good place to hang out. No welcoming sofa means no customer loyalty. The new Focus Glasgow store has a great sofa: brown leather and a bit batter...
Posted by Lois Lame on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

GUERILLA RETAIL

High-Fashion, Low-Rent Glasgow has become the first city in Britain to play host to one of Japanese fashion house Comme des Garcons' Guerilla retail stores. The so-called "occupation" of the CIA Wareh...
Posted by Lois Lame on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:31:00 PST

TRIPTYCH 06 - David Shrigley Interview

If you picked up the Triptych brochure or noticed any of the posters, and saw the careless, somewhat menacing, doodle-like drawings that resemble those of a slightly disturbed eight-year-old adorning ...
Posted by Lois Lame on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:25:00 PST

SHITINTERVIEW

Dancing and Derrida Here in Glasgow we have a reputation for being just doolally about new music. Naturally, as a new resident I'm keen to get in on the act, and local band Shitdisco are looking prett...
Posted by Lois Lame on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST