i'm the best person you'll ever meet. hands down. "why?" you ask. very simple. modesty, my friend... it's all about modesty. don't ever forget that. i never will. and that's why i'm so awesome.
so hit me up, ladies. i'm only here for serious relationships. that's right. check out that text-box to the left. it says so. friends or networking? nope. dating? screw dating, i've got one thing on my mind... and that's a serious relationship - so let's jump right in. i need to know a lady's last name, if you know what i'm sayin. i've gotta have things like her shoe size committed to memory because this is going to be serious. i'm talking holding hands, snuggling in front of campfires, and romanticky stuff like that. and we can gaze into each others' eyes, like, all the time. did you know that the eyes are the gateway to the soul? seriously, they are. and i think it's totally important to look at someone's soul - all the time. but that's just my sappy romantic side talking.
say, how does a picnic on the front lawn sound? there are all kinds of trees and butterflies, baby. i knew you'd like that. and we can have long conversations about beauty and poetry because i'm sensitive. then after the romantic picnic, and the stimulating conversation, we'll make out. you see, relationships should be 2/3 - sweet sensitive girl stuff, and 1/3 - what the dude wants. "you've gotta give to your lady more than you ask from her," that's what i always say. and i always say that because i'm kind-hearted and compassionate. but let's stop talking about how great i am. i apologize, i didn't mean to cut you off. it's just that my modesty's kicking in and... to be honest i feel a little awkward when things become all About Me. but hey, that's just the way i am, and i understand that sometimes conversations can gravitate in that direction, so don't even sweat it... because i completely understand, kiddo.
anyway, just shoot me a comment for some serious relationship talk anytime, ladies.
