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Sexton May

three letter threat

About Me

i've reduced my only real cares in the world to my family, my music, and my car. girls regularly break me of this order, at least once every few months lest they actualy care.i work as a sexton, it's a great job. if you don't know what that is i would find it funnier if you referenced your dictionary.im the lead singer/ guitar player in a rock and roll band called tractor flip. i feel as though im destined for greater things as a musician, but i've still got some work to do.i love my little sister. i purchased a bunch of knives for her so you best watch your ass.aim me killas=RobMayWhatThe flight of the Volvo is intracate, she does not mess arround like brotha icarus. she is heavy but not lazy, she is boxy yet she is foxy...she is dead now, and has be resurected with a bigger ass.

My Interests

the wonder of pabst blue ribbon spontanious roadtrips, crosscountry adventures, time travel, honesty, secrets. i also eat, drink, breathe, and shit music. im always interested to suggest and hear more. (but that doesn't mean i wont be a critical asshole about it) "i started a band and it can't break up cause it's down to one man" www.purevolume.com/harpersferryct

I'd like to meet:

shit givers and prothetic mountain dwellers

Music:

there's no defenate begining to this story, and thier sure as hell aint no end in sight..., american football, bucket full of teeth, piebald, at the drive-in, pedro the lion, jets to brazil, the white octave (criteria), q and not u, the pixies, the party of helicopters, the plot to blow up the eiffel tower, spoon, the cure, the smiths, the blood brothers, murder by death, minus the bear, thin lizzy, west beverly, with honor, every time i die, the comeback kid, why?, tegan & sara, les savy fav, the clash, the smashing pumpkins, the mr T experience, norma jean, MF doom, cursive, son ambulance, the good life, these arms are snakes, why?, grandaddy, lifetime, kid dynamite, orchid, the kings of convenience, mineral, and elvis costello (elvis is king). to name a few...give mixed tapes, they express the greatest admiration. record on reels, they sound better than computers. spin more vinyl; it's just cooler.

Movies:

wes anderson, kubrick, mel brooks, spike jones, darren arnofsky, indie bullshit. and audrey tautou; the most beautiful, endearing girl in all of france.

Television:

exclusively cartoons, leave the reality to me

Books:

everything vonnegut, bradbury, chuck palahniuk, c.s. lewis, ayn rand, douglas adams, nick hornby, house of leaves, unbearable lightness of being...killgore was here

Heroes:

Andrew W.K., Nick Lobalbo, David Bazan, the Chucker, Earnest Shakelton

My Blog

patched up today

we'll see how my habits will treat my health.
Posted by Sexton May on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

oh my god, oh my god; my heart!

october let ye be known. the rain falling with the leaves makes for the darkest wagon ride home i've had yet. it may have been my being miserable to put on the pop music on my car stereo. 6 miles and ...
Posted by Sexton May on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

i told her i could never tell a lie.

there are days of productivity. you get up and go. take on your to-do's; work to live, gas your car, phone your girl / your friends. this is not one of those days.there are days where your stomach and...
Posted by Sexton May on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

townies unite

it's time to face the fact that summer is infact over. it's no longer going, it is indeed gone. there are only weekdays where no one drinks in company. there are only weekends that are routine and pro...
Posted by Sexton May on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:27:00 PST

have i got something to say? to you?

no, im not going to sit next to you arround the campfire and let it be 'okay' that my little sister is being the drunk party girl masaging your back. not to mention the fact that it's not okay for you...
Posted by Sexton May on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

emotional dynamics of the internet.

i feel like a tool for having the slightest symptom
Posted by Sexton May on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:18:00 PST

it's going to get worse before it gets better.

life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. i'll be idle. i'll play hours of xbox. i'll eat almost nothing at all... is this really my reaction? could i really be as subhuman as i so...
Posted by Sexton May on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:52:00 PST

'God i feel like Hell tonight'

i feel like i've been so young all along. there is some element in this plush and easy whitebread lifestyle that has gone completely overlooked all this time. it was easy to understand beforehand; the...
Posted by Sexton May on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

a hack

un employed and self grounded. the pack of camels in my front left pocket will provide me with punctuation in a day im trying to spend mostly alone. eat a lunch of peanut butter jelly sandwiches and...
Posted by Sexton May on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

so this one time i snorted myspace...

i immediately jumped to my machine of communication to broadcast the messege that myspace is a cruel addiction that there is no patch or pill to aleviate. and there are times of withdrawl where the mu...
Posted by Sexton May on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST