BEFORE YOU SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST!
::IF YOU'RE UNDER 14 I WILL REPORT YOU
::IF I CAN'T CHECK YOUR PROFILE BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH SHIT ON THERE, I WONT ADD YOU
::IF YOUR PAGE IS A LINK TO A PORN SITE I WONT ADD YOU
::IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE DOUCHBAGS WHO ARE TRYING TO GET AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE OR WILL ADVERTISE ON MY PAGE I WONT ADD YOU.
::IF YOU HARASS ME, I'LL HARASS YOU BACK
::IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES I HAVE RESERVED THE RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR NOT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS.
It's not to hard to read a profile before adding someone, is it?
much love,
Alp
This sexy piece of rollercoaster!
How to make a Alpengeist
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of adrenaline and get one of these!
My Architect, Peckham Guyton Albers& Viets Inc., St. Louis, MO.
My theme creator, Suzanne Sessions, Inc., St. Louis. MO.
My Manufacturer, Bolliger& Mabillard, Monthy, Switzerland.
My Gerneral Contracter, Armada Hoffler inc. Chesapeake, VA.
And my buddies Loch Ness Monster, Big Bad Wolf, and my younger brother, Apollo's Chariot.
RIP Drachen Fire