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Mr. Gene

I Likes A Good Fart Joke!

About Me

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Hello Everybody!!! Who am I? Well, that's a good question. When I figure that out I'll let you know. Right now, I'm a graphic artist by day and cartoonist by night. I love to make people laugh. Whether it be through the written word or acting like a goof in public. I don't take my self seriously, so please take some of the things I say in stride.I'm single, never been married. I blame the fact that I'm poor and ugly. But it's probably BECAUSE I blame it on being poor and ugly that is the reason why. Take the time to get to know me, and you'll be glad you did. My friends tell me I'm a very loyal and fun person to be around. Someone they can trust. The best thing I can bring to ANY relationship is friendship.I'm a comic book geek, love classic rock, love comedy, getting naked, and volunteering for various community related events. I've been a Jaycee for 13 years and have been a member of the Winston-Salem, Greensboro, High Point and Asheboro chapters. I'm currently State Director for the Asheboro Jaycees and this is my FINAL year with the Jaycees. I'm finally going to graduate this year as I've reached the age limit.Anything else? Just ask. I'm pretty much an open book.

My Interests

Cartooning, Football, Girls, Art (all kinds), Girls, Computers, Girls, History, Softball, Girls, Comics, Comedy, Girls, Sci-Fi, Acting stupid, Girls and Movies just to name a few. Oh..and girls too!

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I'd like to meet:

Hot single girls who think poor, hairy, fat guys are sexy as hell. Since they don't exist, I guess I'm willing to meet anyone else.I'm hear to network as well as entertain, so if you're in the publishing field, cartooning field, or a Jaycee, I'd like to meet you.Here is the video of my first skydive! Note the shear look of terror on my face as they push me out of the plane! : )

Music:

I have a very vast appreciation of music. The only kind I don't like is Rap and Opera. But since Rap is getting incorporated into more rock songs, I'm getting used to it.

Movies:

The Paper, Field of Dreams, Incredibles, Wedding Crashers, The Star Wars Triologies, Just about anything comic related, animated (classic or computer), just about any comedy, basically too numberous to mention.

Television:

My Name Is Earl, Beauty and the Geek, Lost, Dead Zone, History Channel, Biggest Loser, too many more to mention. Gawd, I need to get out more!

Books:

I ususally only read encylopedias, or factual books. Not that I'm a brainiac or anything, but I like to learn stuff. I'm also a comic geek. Sad, but true.

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, George Washington, George Perez, Superman, Han Solo, That guy who married Teri Hatcher (until she dumped him).

My Blog

Training this weekend!

This weekend I have a rare opportunity to conduct some training outside of Greensboro. I got a call from Daryl McNair from Wilmington a few weeks back asking me if I could help him train the new boar...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

Veggie Meat

Okay, so some of you know I'm trying a new diet.  It's like the old one, but I'm just not being as strict on myself and trying to had more excerise than before.  I'm off to a decent start. S...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:29:00 PST

I’m getting too old for this s@t!

Well, I had a softball first tonight as well as finally coming out of my season long hitting slump. For the first time all season I went 3 for 3 at bat.  All singles with one RBI.  It was my...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

Barbie is a slut!

I just came from a party tonight and found out that Barbie Doll dumped the Ken Doll.  When did this happen?  The girls were also saying that it was all Ken's fault. Excuse me?  Barbie i...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:31:00 PST

My friend Cindy

I haven't written one of these in awhile, so I thought I'd write one to break my creative block for my book. First off, I'd like to thank everyone for their well wishes about my friend Cindy who passe...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:19:00 PST

Random thoughts (my favorite title)

I've been up since 7:00am...YESTERDAY morning.  That's right...a long time.  Why?  I just couldn't sleep.  I went to bed at 11:30, like I normally do.  But I just laid there f...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:39:00 PST

Good Goobly Goobers!!!

Good Gawd!!!I've been on my myspace page 5 times in the last 24 hours. Not unsual. I get bored, or need a break, I go on here and kill some time (I can rarely do JUST nothing).Any who, EVERY time I'...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:32:00 PST

Picture of Gene NAKED!!!!

You perv!  
Posted by Mr. Gene on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST

Odyssey Comics

Here it is 12:20 am on Sunday morning.  I've been working on this book for some time.  Actually, 20 years to be exact.  A couple of people have asked me what I'm talking about "book."&n...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

Weight Loss

I just finished watching the season finale of The Biggest Loser.  It was very inspiring to see these people lose so much weight.  It was won by a woman for the first time in the show's 5-yea...
Posted by Mr. Gene on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:01:00 PST