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Joe Hammer

sticks and stones no problem... words now they hurt !!

About Me

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Name: Joe
Birthday: 23/10/75
Birthplace: narfulk born suffolk boy
Current Location: in my room
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown i think
Height: 5'8" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right till it gets tired then left
Your Heritage: vlad the impaler
The Shoes You Wore Today: jungle boots
Your Weakness: women who talk to me like a human being, and anything i can strip
Your Fears: big groups of people
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of meat,cheeeeeeze and chilli on a very thin base
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish the bloody landrover project
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: get the f##k down
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh hell here we go again
Your Best Physical Feature: my right hand
Your Bedtime: what you want to join me?
Your Most Missed Memory: i forget
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: date what the f##ks a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee black n strong
Do you Smoke: naa to exspensive
Do you Swear: f##k yer
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: why what do you smell ?
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: been and hated it
Do you want to get Married: spose so
Do you belive in yourself: have to nobody else does
Do you get Motion Sickness: noooo
Do you think you are Attractive: hmmmm
Are you a Health Freak: freak yes health no
Do you get along with your Parents: sort of
Do you like Thunderstorms: way cool
Do you play an Instrument: my organ (joke) bass guitar a bit
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: meths count ?
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: why
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yes but not sure why
Ever been Beaten up: long time ago
Ever Shoplifted: not that i remember
How do you want to Die: fast out of the blue after no illness at 150 years old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: alaska
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue/brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark/blonde
Short or Long Hair: long ish
Height: under 6'
Weight: not a whale but not fussy
Best Clothing Style: clothes hmmm
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 6.3
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My Interests

Dimmu Borgir - The Serpentine Offering

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I'd like to meet:

BOYD CODDINGTON AND GILLIAN ANDERSON.. What are you most afraid of?Getting hurt. Recently or not you've been hurt BAD and because of this you hide yourself from the world. You're fear at times turns into hate and hate leads you to anger. Instead of hanging with a group of friends you'd rather just stay alone. You think you wont get hurt that way. Dont hide anymore. You're a beautiful person and from all pain comes a light. Even if it does sometimes take forever -_-.
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You Are The Moon
You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.

Your fortune:

You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover. What Tarot Card Are You?
You scored as Zoroastrian Pagan. The Zoroastrian Pagan is a rare breed who follows the teachings of Zoroaster, the religious reformer. He believed that there were no gods, and it was naive to put faith in them and give them names. What one should focus on is merely serving one side of the cosmic duality; work on good or light deeds, and the world would become more good or light. Pagans of this variety are rare, but often feel like they get more done without the hassle and clutter of pantheons and gods. They're smart, analytical, and occationally cynical.

Zoroastrian Pagan


25%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


20%

Kabbalistic Pagan


20%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


20%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


15%

Ecclectic Pagan


10%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


10%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


5%

Shamanic Pagan


0%

Eastern Pagan


0%

Catholic (Pagan?)


0%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


0%
What kind of Pagan are you?
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Music:



Aerosmith - Permanent Vacation

Jimi Hendrix Experience - The Ultimate Experience

Guns N' Roses - Use Your Illusion II

Self Destruction Men

Faith No More - Who Cares a Lot?

Offspring - Maximum Audio Biography: Offspring

Metallica - Kill 'Em All

Metallica - ...And Justice For All

Pearl Jam - Alive Live EP

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bad Hair Day

My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge

Neil Young - Dead Man

Iron Maiden - Wildest Dreams

Don McLean - American Pie

AC/DC - For Those About to Rock We Salute You

Queen - News of the World

Cradle of Filth - Damnation and a Day

The Bloodhound Gang - Use Your Fingers

Green Day - American Idiot

Spinal Tap - Break Like The Wind

The Bonzo Dog Band - The Bestiality of the Bonzo Dog Band

System of a Down - Mezmerize

Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
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Movies:



The Terminator [Blu-ray]
UHF
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Starsky & Hutch (Full Screen Edition)
Halloween
Sin City
Star Wars Trilogy (Full Screen Edition Without Bonus Disc)
Apocalypse Now
The Shawshank Redemption (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol
The Fifth Element
Mad Max
Blazing Saddles
Some Like It Hot
The Rambo Trilogy - The Ultimate Collection
The Great Escape
Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter
Down Periscope
The Italian Job
Natural Born Killers
Jacob's Ladder
Silent Hill (Full Sub Ac3 Dol)
The Shining
Bullitt
JFK (Director's Cut Two-Disc Special Edition)
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
Die Hard with a Vengeance
Easy Rider
Team America - World Police (Special Collector's Widescreen
Last Man Standing
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Convoy
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Books:

bugger my book list has gone .......man im not re doing that now give me a while (it was lots of really smart books to)

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My Blog

Denis Leary - Asshole wonder who im thinking off here !!!!

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Posted by Joe Hammer on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

kick me

life sucks fed up with getting burned !! think im more scared of doing something silly now like beating the crap out of somebody , may act like it but it aint my style dont like this feeling at a...
Posted by Joe Hammer on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:30:00 PST

friends (public service announcement)

Right  If I find out you have been criticizing my friends I will hunt you down and smash your face in  !!!! in a nice way !!with a big soft fluffy baseball bat I dont do the ...
Posted by Joe Hammer on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

hello new chums

hi,  If you dont know me im the ultimate bucket head ......... "an over emotional nut job" to quote a not so close friend but if you get to know me..... well  you find out what im capable of...
Posted by Joe Hammer on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST

nice night

cool just blew a weeks pay on fireworks nice though puts an end to last year hope there's not another like it cos it sucked big time you try to do the right thing and somehow stuff it all up oh well t...
Posted by Joe Hammer on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

New start !!!

Oh well another non start on the romance front......no change there then So time to throw my self back into the armour and landrover projects ! to people who actually know me sorry for the grump fest ...
Posted by Joe Hammer on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

hmm whats all this then

Hi there
Posted by Joe Hammer on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST