1a. Getting something for nothing.
(especially BitTorrents )
1b. Getting more for less.
2. Flirting with women.
3. Giving scalp massages or backrubs.
4. Doing karaoke.
5. Helping new dancers to learn beginner ballroom-dance steps.
6. Playing movie trivia games like SceneIt and other similar games like Trivial Pursuit.
7. Playing tennis at Woodland Park.
8. Reading any Braille found in my day-to-day life, like on ATMs and elevators. I can read the Braille menu at Cracker Barrel.
Food
Cuisine = Italian
Fish = Smoked salmon
Breakfast Cereal = Frosted Krispies
Travel Snack = Clif Bar
Salty Snack = SunChips (cheddar)
Dessert = Cheesecake
Candy = Almond M&M's
Cookie = Mint Milano
Beverage = White House apple juice
Diet soda = Fresca
Alcoholic beverage = Nyquil
Salad dressing = Joe Bologna's hot bacon dressing
Condiment = Barbecue sauce
Pizza Topping = BBQ Chicken
Travel
I love French places, especially Montreal and southern France (like Cannes). Back in 1995, I lived in Avignon for a month and Dijon for a month. Care to go back to France with me?
I'd like to meet:
My future wife:
You are an easygoing woman who smiles all the time and rarely gets depressed. You are playful and affectionate. You were born after 1970. You enjoy mainstream food and mainstream entertainment.
It'd be nice if you are insouciant so that my insouciance won't make you angry. Also, when your guy mutes every single TV commercial that ever comes on (except for Super Bowl commercials), that doesn't make you angry either.
A superficial and less-important characteristic:
You are a French-speaking brunette.
Who I'd not like to meet:
High-maintenance women. Nymphomaniacs. Alcoholics. Evangelists. In a nutshell, anyone who cultivates stress and misery.
Famous people I have met:
Matthew Broderick, when I was an extra in Glory
Brian Regan, when Heather took me to one of his concerts in Ohio
Tom Hulce, when I was an extra in Black Rainbow
Jimmy Buffett, when I was a bartender at a country club in Atlanta
Bellamy Young, recently seen in M:I 3, when I was her classmate at Asheville High
Alan Thicke, when I worked at a Disney hotel
Teresa Isaac, former mayor of Lexington, when I worked in city government during the great "Ice Storm of 2003"
Steffany Huckaby, star of Death Tunnel, when Valerie brought her to a ballroom dance
Photographer For Hire!
Ignore this section. I built it so I can experiment with photo albums like the one I found on my sister's friend's profile. Propz to "www.myspace.com/sierrakelly"
I will photograph your event for the low, low rate of $125.00 per hour plus airfare, lodging, and meals. I am particularly interested in photographing events in Australia.
Music:
"Hits of the eighties, nineties, and today," as some radio stations say.
Sarah Brightman.
MC Solaar.
Beginner-level classical sheet music that I struggle to play on my piano.
My all-time favorite CD: Lead Me On by Amy Grant.
Movies:
My all-time favorite movie: Groundhog Day
Other favorite movies:
The Incredibles,
About a Boy,
Kung Fu Hustle,
Planes Trains and Automobiles,
Trois Couleurs Rouge,
Great Muppet Caper,
Fifth Element,
Tron,
Dumb and Dumber,
Back to the Future,
Strictly Ballroom
My favorite movie soundtrack: Fifth Element
If my life were being pitched as a movie script, it would be described as About a Boy meets Uncle Buck.
Television:
shows I love:
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CSI
Best Week Ever
Comic Remix
Daily Show
House MD
Mythbusters
South Park
The Office
Entourage
Ebert and Roeper
Penn and Teller
Boondocks
Robot Chicken
shows I once loved
and still like:
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SNL
Scrubs
Psych
Simpsons
Family Ties
Books:
I've never read this book, but I like the title:
What Is Man (Mark Twain)
Siddhartha (Hermann Hesse)
Art of Deception (Kevin Mitnick)
Wisdom of Crowds (James Surowiecki)
Freakonomics (Steven Levitt)
Heroes:
Stephen Chow
(the guy who wrote, directed, and starred in Kung Fu Hustle)
Wish List
Since I now have the means to get myself just about anything I want, I am willing to release you from the pressure of ever buying me birthday gifts or Christmas gifts again. However, if you're dying to buy me something because you love me so much, then buy me the following things:
Lexington Dining Club book
Entertainment Book (Lexington version)
gift certificates to Lex Healing Arts Academy
gift cards for IHOP
airline tickets to wherever you are
Misc Links
StumbleUpon
B. Young
