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About Me

I Rock... Hard
That's All You Need To Know ;)
*DISCLAIMER*
Contrary To Popular Opinion, I Am Well Aware That I Look Like Christina Ricci. If You Decide To Be So Bold As To Tell Me About It, After Reading This Disclaimer, You Will Receive A Coupon Good For One Free Kick To The Sternum Or One Free Chop To The Juggular. Your Choice. Thanks So Much :)
I Love The Cosby Show
I Love Roses
I Love Andy Warhol
I Love Kisses
I Love My Job
I Love Being Silly
I LOVE GLAM ROCK
I Love Anything Sexual
I Love Being Funny
I Love Being Overly Sarcastic
I Love Chinese Food
I Love Public Displays Of Affection
I Love Puppies
I Love My Friends
I Love Big Sunglasses
I Love Politics
I Love Nice People
I Love Myself
I Don't Care For Buffet Style Restaraunts (Icky)
I Don't Care For Air Hockey
I Don't Care For Mosquitos
I Don't Care For Cats
I Don't Care For People Who Hurt Animals
I Want To Go Hunting With Ted Nugent
I Want A Degree In Fashion Merchandising
I Want A Boy Who Will Send Me Black And Pink Roses On My Birthday
I Want The Rams To Win Another Superbowl
I Want To Move Somewhere Interesting
I Want Too Much Other Stuff To List Here
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My Interests

Whatever YOU Want Them To Be.

I'd like to meet:

People Who Genuinely Love Their Lives
Real People
Prince Charming
People I Went To School With
People Who Like To Laugh
Silly People
Anyone Who Wants To Be My Friend As I Enjoy New Friends.

Music:

MY TOP 5 FAVORITES:

1.)MOTLEY CRUE
2.)GUNS N' ROSES
3.)SOCIAL DISTORTION
4.)CINDERELLA
5.)DOKKEN

THE REST OF THE BEST:

Twisted Sister
WASP
RATT
Skid Row (With Sebastian)
Drivin' Rain
Crucified Barbara
Sixx:A.M.
Velvet Revolver
L.A. Guns
New York Dolls
White Lion
Hanoi Rocks
Faster Pussycat
Turbonegro
Motorhead
Doro
Dokken
KISS
Queen
Iggy Pop
Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
AC/DC
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Ozzy
Dio
Danzig
Rob Zombie
White Zombie
Black Label Society
Tool
Avenged Sevenfold
Bullet For My Valentine
EMACIATION
The 69 Eyes
Peppermint Creeps
Murderdolls
Mindless Self Indulgence
Marilyn Manson
Placebo
Cobra Starship
The Sounds
David Bowie
The Clash
Sex Pistols
Social Distortion
Mike Ness
Horrorpops
Rancid
Rise Against
Misfits
AFI
Sublime

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Any Batman
Any Underworld
Any Toy Story
Any Jurassic Park
Any Friday The 13th
Tombstone
Brahm Stoker's Dracula
Queen Of The Damned
Almost Famous
Gladiator
Lion King
Shawn Of The Dead
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
You've Got Mail
Best In Show
The Life Aquatic
The Royal Tennenbaums
We Are Marshall
Blades Of Glory
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy
300
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
Halloween (The Old One. The New One Blows. Thanks, Rob.)
Anything Scary As Long As I Have Someone To Jump On :)

Television:

METALOCALYPSE
The Rock Of Love
The Girls Next Door (I Adore Holly)
The New Adventures Of Old Christine
The Class
Viva La Bam
Family Guy
Simpsons
South Park
Hell's Kitchen
The Cosby Show
Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

Books:

Pick Your Own Adventure Books
The Dirt
Slash
A New Earth
The Life And Times Of Axl Rose And Guns N' Roses
Vogue

Heroes:

My Grandfather
My Mother
Jackie Kennedy Onassis

My Blog

Labor Day Weekend Ponyfest 2008!

" LABOR DAY WEEKEND PONYFEST 2008 ! " Its going on now at The Pony, The Ultimate Strip Joint in East Cape Girardeau, Illinois ! Your fantasys become reality at the ultimate party this weekend at The P...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:21:00 PST

Babysitting The Kids

I really thought that maybe, just maybe, I had changed my mind on one particular subject. However, I thought wrong once again. I hate college kids. I hate kids with no real fucking problems. Get a lif...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:41:00 PST

Shameless Self Promotion

Ok I post this out of frustration, friends. If you send me some piece of crap from yourself or your band it will not be posted on this page. I do not post banners or links to other pages with the exce...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:14:00 PST

J.L. Hollywood And The Pony East Cape’s Ultimate Strip Joint Take Over Real Rock 99.3!

This Thursday J.L. Hollywood and DJ Code Red will be unleashing 10 kinds of sin with the Thursday Night Pony Take Over. The beautiful J.L. Hollywood and red hot Code Red alongside Real Rock 99.3's own...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:20:00 PST

Crue Fest I 2008

Fucking yes! Crue Fest rocked some serious fucking ass in St.Louis yesterday! There was everything you need in a good rock concert: sex, explosions, and J.L. Hollywood. The bands were great I was espe...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:35:00 PST

Make Like A Chameleon And Hide, Bitch.

So this is to all you gentlemen out there who think its a really attractive idea to email me with "hi.... you're hot." Yeah? Thanks. Those emails get you exactly no where. There's more to li...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:38:00 PST

Its Kind Of Like Gravel And Sex

So upon meeting with my people's people, we've got a plan to kick everything up a gear for 2008. Big goals people. I'm not at liberty to disclose details at this time but its getting amazing in t...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:53:00 PST

Glitter And Dirt

So life is sweet right now. Everything is going well: new job, good friends, and more prospects. Basically, I'm feeling great. My BFFs are amazing. You know who you are and I love you all very mu...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

Is There Any Way I Could Get You To Fuck Off?

If you're a stupid bitch or a dumb motherfucker could you just fuck off without being told? You would be doing the rest of us such a solid if you all would hook up with each other and just keep to you...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:36:00 PST

Back In Black

Yes that's right I'm back, darlings. I know how terribly you've missed me. You can thank the man who called me a "spoiled little bitch." I'm back and I am back with a vengeance. You can expect s...
Posted by J.L. Hollywood on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST