101 things NOT to say when having sex..... |
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead......
Posted by lowlife on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST |
MY PENIS |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holiday...
Posted by lowlife on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST |
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!!!!!! |
Okay so a guy isnearing theend of hissenioryear in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with hisyoungerbrother who is only 9yearsold.
One night, he decides to bring hisgirlfri...
Posted by lowlife on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST |
FOR EXAMPLE |
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by lowlife on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST |
HORNYscopes....IM A LIBRA |
HORNYscopes....IM A LIBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AQUARIUSJan 21 - Feb 19Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turnsAquarians make much better friends than lovers, but! when...
Posted by lowlife on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Girlfriend Application |
1. Name:2. Age:3. Birthday:4. Zodiac sign:5. Location:6. Home town:7. Phone number:8. Email address:9. Yahoo, MSN, AIM messenger ID?s:10. What color eyes do you have:11. Recent dating history:12...
Posted by lowlife on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST |
OCTOBER BABY! |
OCTOBER BABY!Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Lovesto takes things at the centre. Inner and physicalbeauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angryoften. Treats friends importantly. Brave andfea...
Posted by lowlife on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST |
IT DONT WORK...............................lol |
HOW TO MAKE A GIRL WANT TO MARRY YOU...1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy)2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.3. Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.4...
Posted by lowlife on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:58:00 PST |
BOOTY CALL |
Booty Call Contract This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and__...
Posted by lowlife on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:24:00 PST |
dont you hate it when |
you go to jump on an you see that several ppl have looked at your profile an just dont leave a message?
Posted by lowlife on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:08:00 PST |
