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Tito & Jessica

buttfuckyamotha..hooah?!?.. hooah!

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I'd like to meet:

God,HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD,the Gottie brothers, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Drew Carey, The host of "Street Smarts "Frank Nicotera", Cris Jericho, Lil'Jon, Ashanti, Bill Gates, Oprah, MICHEAL JACKSON, Mike Jones, The Entire Miami Heat Basketball Team, Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, The Muffin Man, Eddie Murphy, Brittney Murphy, Julia Roberts, Steve Harvey, "BOB" from FPL, Bernie Mac, TuPac, Eminem, Sean Paul, Daddy Yankee, Shakespeare, Willy Wonka, Al Pacino, Batman, The Untamed Model, Tatum Channing, William Hung, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Regis, The person who invented post-its, The President of the United States, Clinton, Johnny Depp, Harry Potter, All of the Wayne Brothers, Avenue D, The Blue Man Group, Cher, Madonna, The Host of Fear Factor, Sinbad, Alex Rodriguez, Tony Hawk, Linkin Park, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-o, Captain Underpants, Will Smith, Matilda, Frankie Munez, Pooh Bear, Xena, Moesha, Bart Simpson, Big Bird, The Rock, "Tom" from MYSPACE, Paris & Nicole, The Red & Orange Eminems, The Double Mint twins, Britney Spears, The Sopranos, Bob Marley, Johnny, Janet Jackson, Oprah, Micheal Jordon, Orlando Bloom, Elmo, Bert & Ernie, Jamie Kennedy, Rey from "Rey's Pizzas", The Colonel, Nick Cannon, Dr. Dre, LL Cool J, Diddy, Shakira, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher, Carmen Diaz Besides those people. i'd like to meet intresting, crazy, fun people here on myspace.Which over the last years ive had myspace i have met so many funny & intresting characters here & made friends, & even found old friends, That's why i approve ALMOST everyone. You never know who might find a good friend in. People always surprise me. In Good & Bad ways.

Music:

"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.”

Movies:

Welcome to the movie of my life. It's number one in the box office & won an Oscar for best drama of the year.

Television:


Est. 2001

Books:

"Books are a narcotic"

Heroes:

our heroes are Jesus Christ, Our Families & Everyone in our lives that we love & admire.

My Blog

Those Kids vs. Tampa!!!!

I dont even know why im writing this.. no one is going to believe me..I don't even believe me!!!!!!! but i dont care!! so we planned a trip to busch gardens right. (people who went):: Me, Joey Funk, ...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

Sergio & Jess Go Stellar

(20:24:46) hOtRoCkErDuDe24: ...fine ignore me!(20:24:52) hOtRoCkErDuDe24: ::kills himself::(20:25:07) BABYJess952: nooooooooooo!(20:25:12) BABYJess952:  ::kills herself after::(20:25:14) hOtRoCkE...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:26:00 PST

BRB myspace

God, is there a particular reason for my being, for her being, for his being, for any being. I doubt you placed us on this earth, gave us life, birth, only to cause pain and havoc. God, is there a par...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:13:00 PST

FairyTale about the 3 little Stoners :) Courtesy of the Pope <3.

XxViper305xX: fuk i wunna go to sleep but i kantBABYJess952: y?XxViper305xX: dunnoBABYJess952: lol yea i cant sleep either.. tell me a bedtime story lol XxViper305xX: i dunno neXxViper305xX: lolBABYJe...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:17:00 PST

YOU MEANS i.. THEY means YOU!

Omg love is so gay... the person you want.. you can't have........... and the person that wants you .. you don't want!!!!!!.. and then there's the person you KNOW would be perfect for you .. techinica...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST

true love is like this awww

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its 2 scary! Guy: Then tell me u love me. Girl:...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:58:00 PST

ANDY MILONAKIS LYRICS!! LOL

Artist: Andy MilonakisSong: The Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song Lyrics : I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head.Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head.Bruce Lees on my head but do...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:50:00 PST

I'M GOD'S GREATEST CREATION BEACUSE...

By the time the Lord made woman,He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said,"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec ...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. SPIKEY

Yasnel Devesa a.k.a Spikey died this morning at 3 am in a car accident. Our dear friend Javi was driving at 120 mph when he crashed into a pole. Javi is in critical condition and it is said ...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sTuCk LiKe ChUcK

HAHA UR STUCK LIKE CHUCKI have been wonderingWhy is chuck stuck?who is chuck?why doesnt nobody help him?where and what is he stuck in?How did he get stuck?what was he doing (something Naughty)?and how...
Posted by God's Greatest Creation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST