I have 4 turtles, 2 cats, and a giant bullfrog who lives in our pool by the name of Richard.
LIKES: the emotionless function of insects, smiles that make people nervous, Nailbunny, lizards, heat, the word titilation, bite marks, moon shadows, eyeballs, guilty animals with looks of ignorance, the sound of your voice, making beautiful things ugly, catastrophic events, wishing harm upon others, keeping animals contained and caged.
DISLIKES: the physical and mental need for ANYTHING, the sound of people sleeping, typos in final copies of books, other people's dirt in my bubble, evaporation, perspiration, the feeling of anything in my socks, suffocating feeling of coughing spasms, when milk smells like grass from the cow who feasted upon it, human tendencies towards breathing, church signs and freedom of speech, being tazered, people more flexible then me, unpredictable projectile vomit, unreliable specimins...
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