Being the BEST SNAKE EVER. James is okay. Rats are cool. But I really could eat pretty much anything, including tall buildings (9-11, when I ate the twin towers), the sun, and also people sometimes.
Ssssssince I am pretty much the sssssnake from Anaconda there'sssss really no one I want to meet. Excccept maybe Ssssatan, ssso I can ssstrangle him for giving usss sssserpentssss a bad name. Plusss I would inherit Hell. Sssssweet.
Only songs that praise me.
Anaconda, Snakes on a Plane, any and all Ron Jeremy Films, Passion of the Rocky
I invented TV.
Here I will put some of my favorite quotes about me.
Can heroes have heroes?