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adam

About Me

I have this gun, yo, and she be slammin' - no other hottie on the planet earth compares with this fine lady. Maybe on Mars, brougham, but you just be a hater if you tripping like that. It's hard out here for a pimp...

My Interests

Astro physics, asymptotic relationships, cheese, and my dog...

I'd like to meet:

Michael from The Office, those dudes from Scrubs, and more than anyone, Bret "Rock of Love" Michaels...