Steven Eugene Wallace.
God, music, pro-life, food, shows, bob and ediths, xhousewifexcorex, stand true ministries, goth, punk, hardcore, rock for life, dumpster diving, catholicism, makeup, hot cocoa, piercings, tattoos, hair, cosmetology, mac, fishnets, rockabilly, psychobilly, backscratches, swedish fish, art, bad daytime television.
steve wallace.....is my past, present, and future.
people in springfield, missouri.
someone who will stay in love with me, and move away from here.
people who will buy me food and stuff and let me buy it for them too.
people who appreciate my tailless cat.
people who like it when it is more warm than cold.
someone who loves pete's dragon, alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, the runaway bunny, goodnight moon, bedknobs and broomsticks, robin hood, charlotte's web, and the beast in the bathtub as much as me.
well, not as much as me or they would have tattoos of them all over. and that would just be weird.
people who set off metal detectors with their faces.
people who hate kings as much as me, but who will go there to play jenga! and make comics from the food and whatnot....
enter: the henchmen.
mtv is to music what kfc is to chicken.
love of the unspecified period of time:
the robot ate me
hate of the unspecified period of time:
everything else.
PIRATES (not of the caribbean. that was good too, but nothing like this), Empire Records, The Princess Bride, Identity, The Jerk, Sleeping Beauty, The Incredibles, Wet Hot American Summer, The 40 Year Old Virgin. (-- and i don't mean shane. ZING!)
Dead Like Me, Simpsons, Family Guy, Conan, Law and Order: SVU.....I used to love Dr. Phil but he is turning into a whore.
Man's Search for Meaning, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Bible, The Catechism of the Catholic Church
JC, John Paul II, my birthmom,
my mom
my mom
the lovely ladies who got these: