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I am here for Friends

About Me


i hate cancer.
i'm a fatty.
i either have a friend who is actually my sister, or a sister who is actually my friend.
p.s. we are twins.
i wear too much makeup.
my hair changes often. drastically.
i am pro-life and pro-love. (and pro-awesome!)
i dumpster dive for food. don't call the cops.
MTV = destruction.
i curse a whole lot these days.
i'm also really happy these days.
i carry spare change and cough drops in my belly button. i'm not kidding.
i have a dinosaur named george, and a monster named harriet the boy monster.
(and a monkey named toby)
i drink farrrrrrr too much soda.
i'm not cool.
i am cold all the time, though.
i have chipmunk cheeks. i'm talking some serious storage powerhouses of destruction and death and....i lost my train of thought...
long story short, God invented CHUBBY BUNNY to satisfy my face.
rude girls skank!
i have pretty hands and ugly feet.
i love belts, shoes, and bags. (GIIIIIRL!)
i have a cat with no tail named madame fa fa.
i don't really have my septum pierced, a sleeve, my nose pierced, my lip tattooed, my ears stretched, and a pet monkey named steve. or do i? oooOOOooo
i don't come on here much anymore. don't take it personally.

My Interests

Steven Eugene Wallace.

God, music, pro-life, food, shows, bob and ediths, xhousewifexcorex, stand true ministries, goth, punk, hardcore, rock for life, dumpster diving, catholicism, makeup, hot cocoa, piercings, tattoos, hair, cosmetology, mac, fishnets, rockabilly, psychobilly, backscratches, swedish fish, art, bad daytime television.

I'd like to meet:

steve wallace.....is my past, present, and future.

people in springfield, missouri.
someone who will stay in love with me, and move away from here.
people who will buy me food and stuff and let me buy it for them too.
people who appreciate my tailless cat.
people who like it when it is more warm than cold.
someone who loves pete's dragon, alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, the runaway bunny, goodnight moon, bedknobs and broomsticks, robin hood, charlotte's web, and the beast in the bathtub as much as me.
well, not as much as me or they would have tattoos of them all over. and that would just be weird.
people who set off metal detectors with their faces.
people who hate kings as much as me, but who will go there to play jenga! and make comics from the food and whatnot....


enter: the henchmen.






(i'm creative)

I WILL NOT CHANGE TO PLEASE YOU.

Music:

mtv is to music what kfc is to chicken.

love of the unspecified period of time:
the robot ate me

hate of the unspecified period of time:
everything else.

Movies:

PIRATES (not of the caribbean. that was good too, but nothing like this), Empire Records, The Princess Bride, Identity, The Jerk, Sleeping Beauty, The Incredibles, Wet Hot American Summer, The 40 Year Old Virgin. (-- and i don't mean shane. ZING!)

Television:

Dead Like Me, Simpsons, Family Guy, Conan, Law and Order: SVU.....I used to love Dr. Phil but he is turning into a whore.

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Bible, The Catechism of the Catholic Church

Heroes:

JC, John Paul II, my birthmom,

my mom

my mom

the lovely ladies who got these:

My Blog

how to lose a friend in 10 days

plan a 10 day visit/trip/adventure with a friend that lives 14 hours awaygo out of town when she is on her 14 hour trip to visit you...did i mention she was driving herself? as in alone? and trying to...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:16:00 PST

i leave in an hour or less! wheeling/ohio/missourians read!

i'll be gone from missouri from this morning until next sundayi'll be in marietta, oh tonight, wheeling tomorrow, and steubie next week. and i'm sure there will be a night out to pittsburgh in there t...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:49:00 PST

I dont like videos, but I love Christmas lights!

This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. The song is Wizards In Winter by Trans-Siberian Orchestra--------This display was the work of Carson Williams, a Mason, Ohio, electrical engineer who ...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

life as we know it will never be the same

chuck norris shaved his beard into a mustache.he went from hero to douche with one bad decision.sorry chuck. i loved you once.well, i mostly loved your beard....
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:37:00 PST

MYSPACE! PARTAYYYYY!!!!

Prologue1.Where did you take your default pic?springfield, missouri! 2.What exactly are you wearing right now?Jeans, my pink tiger army wife beater, and a green alligator polo shirt 3. What is your cu...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

i'm stealing internet

from a random neighbor. like i'm parked in front of his house with my laptop on the passenger seat. his name is WALTER. at least that's his internet's name. thanks, walter. please don't call the cops ...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET!!!!!

These are chalk drawings from Julian Beever. They are amazing! Seriously... it's chalk!! Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, A...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:57:00 PST

i got my nose pierced

yesterday!     woooo! partay!!!!!
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:51:00 PST

i like my hair.

and start cosmetology school tomorrow. so today is my last day of mindlessness. so i did this. about my hair. yay.     ...
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

i want pictures

of myself. with people. leave them as comments to the blog.         (im not expecting any comments :)
Posted by samantha murderface murderface murderface on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:35:00 PST