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impala pat

pick up the receiver, i'll make you a believer...

About Me

i'm 29 now... (i don't really want to hear it, really), i draw on people for money and so people will buy me drinks (i like red bull and jager but i don't take shots... just in case you are blessed with the opportunity to make a good impression on me at the bar), i have 2 doberman pincers and a room full of machine guns, i actually know STEVO from the mourning project! (like in REAL LIFE i know him, not just know who he is or saw his picture on myspace! -like if you ask him and describe me or something, he'll probably know who i am too. ...probably.) i have two 1996 impala super sports (yes, they are DEFINITELY cooler than your cars.) i also have a really pretty lesbian roommate named lishah who pays the rent in yard work and she's TOTALLY cool with all my 'girlfriends'... ok, i probably just earned a beating (not the good kind either!) i actually have an exceptionally beautiful girlfriend who i love named lishah who cooks and takes great care of me and hopefully read this far and hasn't packed her things yet! these pictures below are NOT lishah, they're of becky (who rocks by the way), becky DOES have quite a crush on lishah though, so i have these pictures up for her viewing pleasure (...and yours too.) (by the way, becky ecky rocks!)

My Interests

big cars, body modifications, strippers, military style assault rifles, jagermeister, catholic stuff(i'm not catholic...) and selling nick's car for REAL cheap in the paper!!

I'd like to meet:

open-minded people with similar interests... or any one with an eye-patch... ninjas rule.

Music:

sounds very generic to say, but it really is a little bit of everything, i used to think that it was so lame when i was a kid to hear older cats say that but i guess i must be on the other side of the circle now because it seems incredibly narrow minded to restrict yourself to one genre. i definitely grew up on more gangster sounding rap so i'm more familiar with that but i can listen to anything from jada, to tiger army, to al green, to the distillers, to live, to underground reggeaton, to the sneakerpimps, to portishead, back to snoop. i know thats a lot but it really does vary, lately i've been throwing together cd's with music i find artistically inspiring(helps me tattoo better and faster for some reason)
Get this video and more at MySpace.comthis thanks to Betonie

Movies:

i love to sit and watch movies! i got cable so i would have the movie channels. some favorites would probably be bullet(tupac and mickey rourke), belly(dmx and nas), the beach, american me(edward james olmos), ...and i must be the only tattoo artist i know that's not into horror movies. i don't know, just not my thing

Television:

OZ, Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood, those hbo series fucking rule! i liked nip/tuck too. and of course i'll watch rapcity or 106th and park if i catch it playing a good video. and as embarassing as it is to admit, i cant peel myself away from any of those roadrules/realword challenge or battle of the sexes shows on mtv, where they vote eachother off and cry and bitch, i love it. and am i the only one who thinks mtv should still be running aeon flux?!? now she was a bad bitch!

Books:

ok, now this really is horrible...but the ONLY books i've been able to pick up and read through since highschool have been starwars novels... i don't want to hear it. for some reason, they're such an escape for me and i've read like 60 of them and lots of those more than once. the BEST book i ever read though was 'MONSTER:AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN L.A. GANG MEMBER by SANYIKA SHAKUR aka CODY SCOTT. it was like the bible to me when i was younger and involved in the whole gang scene myself. i strongly recommend that book to ANYONE, it's a very easy book to be pulled into and you dont have to be a gangbanger to understand it or relate(though it does help in understanding certain mentalities and following some trains of thought).

My Blog

some of my work...

here's some pictures of some more recent tattoos i've done (most are newer than the ones i had posted on my page before..) anyway, i want to hear what you all think, so let me know what you like/don't...
Posted by impala pat on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST