boxxx. |
Dearest Kira,I do adore you for strategically placing two large Harry & David Tortilla Chips boxes directly in the path of my bedroom so that upon entering the doorway at 4:46 AM, I may drunkedly trip...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:01:00 GMT |
did somebody call the cleaning lady? |
Cleaning all of Mav's 1,000 sq ft of desk and 13,000 trillion ink bottles has most definitely been the highlight of my week thus far..Yes, all of the paperwork, cds, various containers, tattoo novelti...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:49:00 GMT |
six guys I'll never forget |
So I'm thoroughly convinced that my body is against me and has decided to be magnetically drawn to toilets..like a moth attracted to fire I guess..wtf..and now I have that Janet Jackson song stuck in ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:13:00 GMT |
Is it sad when fillintheblank... |
Isn't it sad when you find yourself writing a blog at this ungodly hour of 7:42am due to lack of sleep possibly offset by the one-day-vacay from your nightly alcohol-induced coma? :)I find it incredi...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:39:00 GMT |
early xmas for pirate dave!!! |
my laptop pretty much died on me a month ago..i'm usually off on mondays & tuesdays- which are two perfect days to drive out to the bestbuy in destin and get it fixed..i tend to put things of...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:49:00 GMT |
bike-ventures |
here's my theory as to why i bought my lime green 26" boy's bike:my hardbodies gym membership expired yesterday..i only went there twice over a 3 month period (given the fact that i work 12 - 16+ hour...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:52:00 GMT |
What your bartender wants YOU to know: |
I'm a cocktail waitress and although I didn't write these rules, I agree with them 110%..maybe this will serve as an educational read for those of you who are new to the service industry..ENJOY! ;D
&n...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
hookers, "the spice of life" |
i didn't get a chance to share this strange, yet ecclectic encounter with ya'll(due to lack of sleep/lack of want to sit in front of the computer), so here goes..
i was at work a few nights ago, ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:02:00 GMT |
my most recent scribblingz.. |
I LOVE COLOR!!!
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
you don't have to lie. |
Seriously, you don't have to lie..
I'm writing this controversial blog in reference to anyone who assumes that noone can see through their bullshit guises..annnd partially because i can't sleep.....
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:04:00 GMT |
