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jake

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About Me


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I am the definitive outgoing funloving Aquarius... I love drinking, smoking( 420 ), shaking my groove thang, powdering my nose in the ladies room, parties,and making a little trouble and out with my friends and fag hags ..and again drinking. Other than anything party, i truly only have 3 luv's in life, Marilyn Monroe, angels, and marti gras beads, all really rock my jock!!! One of my biggest pet peev's is when the toilet paper comes out from under the roll instead of over it... GOTTA PROBLEM?

My Interests

I luv dancing and all things party, 4 I am it's life. If it's a party U are bound 2 run into me and my hotness. ANYTHING GOES WITH ME!!! If a dancefloor is in play, beware, U will fall in love. I'm sexy and can totally work it. I have the same b-day as paris hilton, and I'm like a male poor paris. I LOVE THAT BITCH!!! ...as U can tell. Marti Gras is a blast 2, especially at my place. when else do U have an excuse 2 party 4 a week?Cool I've gone up 3 pointsI am 85% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
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Which celebrity beauty are you? (Pics)

Paris Hilton You are the socialite beauty. You like what is in style right at this minute. If it's hott you will go out and buy it. You know how to work it, honey.
Myspace Quizzes Which ArchAngel are you most like?
Rafael. You're most like the ArchAngel of Healing. You want people to shape up, and you nag. But you mean well, and you're well loved despite it. Or because of it. You bring the donuts even as you tell people to eat more veggies.
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You're Marilyn Monroe!
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What type of gay guy are you?

You are the flirty type! You can't help but flirt with just about everyone you meet. Boys are always after you and you know just how to keep them coming!
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What classy actress are you? (pics)


Marilyn Monroe
You are one sexy, provocative girl. But you also have charisma, you don't need to wear revealing things in order to be noticed. You were always a natural beauty, but you feel as if you need to be caked on with makeup in order to be beautiful. Don't believe it, because you are gorgeous inside and out! Keep being that little seductive you, but also start believing that you can be an intellectual and worldly as well. Love the skin your in. Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but Marilyn, you are a diamond's best friend.
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You scored as Jigsaw, You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


90%

Freddy Krueger


65%

Hannibal Lecter


65%

Pinhead


55%

Candyman


50%

Captain Spaulding


45%

Michael Myers


40%

Buffalo Bill


35%

Leatherface


30%

Jason Voorhees


25%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?
You Are 94% Sexy
.. .. Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.Your results:
You are Catwoman Catwoman 70% Supergirl 63% Wonder Woman 63% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 55% Iron Man 50% Batman 50% Superman 50% Robin 48% Green Lantern 45% Hulk 40% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
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What Queer as Folk character are you most like?
You're Brian Kinney.Whether in the boardroom, the bedroom or the backroom, this hot, heartbreaking ad exec tells it like it is ... no apologies, no regrets. Although his three favorite hobbies are sex, sex and sex, he is also a man who is always there when his friends need him ... although he isn't always going to be nice about it.
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You scored as 9 inch,

9 inch


83%

1 inch


33%

8 inch


33%

3 inch


33%

7 inch


33%

4 inch


17%

6 inch


17%

5 inch


0%

2 inch


0%
How big is ur penis?
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Rainbow
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I'd like to meet:

anyone new, please be original and outside the box. i keep my cookie cutters in the drawer. any wild and crazy 2 match my stripes. bring it, oh yea- BE HOT!!

Music:



http://www.myheritage.com

Movies:

whatever's clever

Television:

desperate housewives, big brother, heroes, bold and the beautiful, young and the restless.. i like doco's and nature show's, lockdown and such... anything on E! I luv the janice dickinson modeling agency!!! Waiting 4 the uncensored dvd....

Books:

i like the bible and celeb magz...

Heroes:

my mom, marilyn monroe, paris hilton, courtney love, nancy grace, i luv artists and expressive persons!!!

My Blog

25 lbs

I feel this blog nessicary in response 2 all the comments and emails I am recieving in regards 2 my weight. Yes, I have put on 25 big ones to shake during my most recent stint through rehab. I am be...
Posted by jake on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

happy happy, joy joy

it's funny how life always has a way of opening new doors. I find that each time the sun rises it shines on, discovering a different part of the painting. no matter how dark and cold it gets at nigh...
Posted by jake on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:18:00 PST

the cure 4 fake ass peep's=faker peeps

U know what the problem with humanity is? People no longer wear their dirty underwear on the outside.... I pride myself on total brutal honesty and the ability 2 keep it real. this quality is obvio...
Posted by jake on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:37:00 PST

first dance

 being that this is my first blog, U would think I would have something fun and entertaining 2 reel U in, but think again.  Life still sux living here in the gr8 midwest, the stretch mark of...
Posted by jake on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:46:00 PST