David

Goodbye Scooter

"....and he'z buyin' the sturway 2 heaven...." Scooter Javier McJunkins  4/20/1977 - 11/27/2007
Posted by David on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:14:00 PST

Things Id Rather Do.....

     As you may or may not know, Blue October is playing the Mid - America Center on October 19th, with Yellowcard and some shit band called Shiny Toy Guns, who have a song in a ce...
Posted by David on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

My Interview with Jesus

Greetings friends. Recently I stumbled upon the same pipeline that khaki pants, cell phone on belt, painfully white Nebraska pastors have been using to talk to Jesus since at least 1998 or so. I asked...
Posted by David on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:04:00 PST

Entertainment Briefs!!

This week in the entertainment world...... * Hotel heiress Paris Hilton scheduled an emergency appointment with her psychiatrist, Dr. Aftab Nurani of Beverly Hills, after having a nightmare in which s...
Posted by David on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:59:00 PST

Kids Decoded

Since having kids seems to be the new Midwestern pastime, and as a result, there are tons of them, it is time someone decoded their logic and behavior. Who better to do this than someone who has n...
Posted by David on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:43:00 PST

Dear Restaurant Patrons - An Open Letter

Dear Restaurant Patrons, I like to eat out on occasion. So do you. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's continue. We have a number of issues to address, and to avoid confusion (and because...
Posted by David on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST

My White Trash Neighbor

White Trash Neighbor, let us celebrate. Your white trashiness has reached its peak and now it's time to sit back and lament on your accomplishments. Oh, on a side note, we have another reason to cele...
Posted by David on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST