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Todd The Impaler

What's a resurrection without a few laughs?

About Me

I'm Todd. I run a restaurant. I like movies, music, baseball, reading, other assorted sports, and creative crap. I have a lot of skills, none of which I learned in the Boy Scouts (thanks Bill for reminding me). I have an awesome kid that rocks more than you do. I'm also like, extremely strong. Seriously.

My Interests

I'm a giant music and movie guy. I'm also big into baseball and reading and stuff, which you'll see down below.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, I'm a hermit...

aim - horatiotuna

yahoo messenger - toddomy

Hit me up! I'm probably on!

Music:

Screeching Weasel, Jawbreaker, Ramones, Queers, at the drive in, Helmet, Face to Face, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Misfits, Black Flag, Germs, Faith No More, The Clash, Guided By Voices, Johnny Cash, Otis Redding, Social Distortion, Billy Bragg, Ramones, Screeching Weasel, The Queers, The Stooges, Rollins Band, Fugazi, etc...

I like a lot of stuff.

Movies:

Horror, Sci-Fi, Comedy. I especially like zombie movies and old horror films.

I like a lot of movies.

Television:

If it's on, I'll watch it. Like I said, I'm a hermit. I really really like TV. Especially the nostalgia shows like I Love the 90's. Oh, and I really like Jeopardy!

I am a huge geek.

Books:

I like to read. I like horror fiction, sci-fi mostly. I like a lot of stuff though. I'm a huge Ray Bradbury fan if that says anything about me. I also read more comic books than I probably should, but I haven't lived with my mom for years and I'm not a virgin so I've got that going for me.

Heroes:

Batman, Wolverine, Arcangel, Superman, The Hulk, Spawn, The Punisher.

My Blog

"superbreaker" by the barnhills

this is me being cryptic and coy: so you've been around this town been tossed and thrown arounddon't let that get you downi'm looking past the secrets of your past the bad things come but they never l...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:45:00 PST

Hypno-Punko(tm) - THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT SO READ IT!

Has anyone ever heard of Hypno-Punko? No? Not surprised. It was The Vindictives (who?) final actual album back in 1999 or so. They were kind of a hard band to get into...they wrote some absolut...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:31:00 PST

Holy CRAPOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So,These are the things that wake me/keep me up at night nowadays. Someone dropped off an ad for the local cable company. They finally got their shit together and they now have all the channels I enjo...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

Who likes the "Ball-Cam?"

So, i was wondering... In porn, and let's all admit we watch it...who actually likes the "ball-cam" shot? I mean...seriously, who likes to see some guy's hairy ass and his balls swinging back and fort...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:18:00 PST

Who are they fooling?

Who exactly is fooled by the half naked chick with big boobs that sends you a friends request? They always have pictures THEY CAN'T SHOW HERE on some other website... Seriously..what loser actually th...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

Hey "Born Again," What the Fuck?

So, I'm kinda getting tired of this whole "born again Christian" thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all about people finding spiritual clarity. I myself have been trying to find some lately. But i...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

The Shield

By they way, this show is fuckin' GREAT! Everyone should totally rent it and watch it.
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

See ya later, Good Riddance!

Man, Good Riddance played their final show the other day. I'm actually more bummed than I thought I would be about this. Good Riddance somehow snuck their way into my "favorite bands" list, very quiet...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

Happy Holidays from the Guerra Family Jug Band!

Dear Family and Friends,   Hello and welcome to the first annual Guerra Family Holiday Newsletter! It's long and exciting year, and frankly I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about writing it ...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:08:00 PST

"It's the God's honest truth, man."

So, get this: My cashier today comes to me and asks if we have a "no shirt/no shoes" policy. I tell her of course, it's a health department rule that you have to have a shirt and shoes on to be in a r...
Posted by Todd The Impaler on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST