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About Me

I'm a goofy guy- which translates into "whats sobriety?" I like to go to bars and hang out with friends. I love to sit in and watch movies, i have a huge collection, but comedies are my favorites. I seem to get along with everyone, and can usually strike up a conversation at almost any time. Those who know me love me for my sense of humor, honesty, and my respect for others. Doesn't sound like a goofball, does it? Well trust me, I am! Even at work, which is bad since I'm an engineer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't have sex with animals.making out with them is ok... like these two do on occasion!and of course, ANY girl with a shirt like this!!! let me see your grill! you want to see my what?Beyond that, I'll have whatever this kid is on...

Music:

everything as long as its not about killing people, robbing people, about a car, horses, or tractors. however, when a song is made that involves ALL of these, i can't wait to hear it.

Movies:

way too many to list. if it has Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, David Spade, Jack Black, Chris Farley, Jay and Silent Bob, or Bill Murray in it, i like it.

Television:

Family Guy, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Futurama, Simpsons, Wildboyz, That 70's Show, South Park, and the history channel.

Books:

My fav. books are still the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, although i have read a lot of good ones.

Heroes:

All of my heroes are llamas!

My Blog

Time to take down the next dictator!

So today marks the day that Saddam Hussein is executed, his 30-so years rule of tyranny is complete, to be replaced by a bigger tyrant, the US government! for a change this is the lesser of two evils!...
Posted by Father Gein on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

Stingrays to Take Over World 3680 AD

After much thinking I have reached the conclusion that stingrays are attempting to take over as the dominant species on this planet. This year Steve Erwin, the Crocodile Hunte...
Posted by Father Gein on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

Ever realize you just hate things? Day 1

It would seem I've noticed everything is displeasing to me. That is to put it nicely. I find I hate a lot of things. I hate having my spare time interupted by phone calls first and f...
Posted by Father Gein on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:57:00 PST

Gimme a Burrito, I Need Gas!

God damned hurricane and God damned OPEC!! I read for weeks that gas was going to go down after Labor Day weekend. So what did I do? I conserved and waited hoping to not pay $2.80 a gallon. NOW labor ...
Posted by Father Gein on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:11:00 PST

funny stuff www.bodilyhumors.com

you want some real blog action from me, go to www.bodilyhumors.com and you'll see some quality work from my brother in law, his best friend, and me. and by the way, what the hell is quixotic? sounds s...
Posted by Father Gein on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:00:00 PST