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Kristyn *N* Paige

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About Me

So...this is Kristyn and Paige and since we are so cool, we decided to make a combo-pro. Since we are such lame assholes we figured we'd make this just for the heck of it. So you can dere-lick our balls if you don't like it you Richard Pryor having around the side ass jigga boo! LoL, hopefully you know we are just a bunch of jokers, so don't take any of this offensively. We both like are some of the craziest girls you will ever meet, not even joking. We like to have fun, laugh, make others laugh, and beat bitches up, HA...JK!!!! We our in touch with our inner child so we love dressing up and taking pictures. You will probably say we laugh too much, but we can't help it we're happy people. We're always quoting movies. When we are bored we will crank up the music and dance in front of the mirrors like some McStupids. Really we aren't like most girls, and if you know us personally then you know that.

My Interests

Clothes, dressing up, taking pictures, cool accessories, BALLS, talking, laughing, tanning, going to the beach, doing cool stuff with our hair, reading eaach other's genitals (in other words, knowing what each other is thinking), making stupid stuff, quoting movies, listening to music, singing like assholes [literally], NIPPLE HAIR, touching penis behind dumpsters, swimming, walking, MOVIES BITCH!

I'd like to meet:

Katie Holmes, Harold and Kumar, Paris Hilton, Queen Latifah, Lil Jon, Andy Dick, Tom Green, Bam Margera, Adam Sandler, Nicole Richie, Martha Stewart, any cool people, Chad Michael Murray, Ass Chin Kooch Hair, Spiderman, Kelly Clarkson, Amy Lee, The "time to make the doughnuts guy", the Jolly Green Giant, etc... Myspace Layouts and SO much more from WhateverLife.com! ♥
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Music:

Anything that isn't GAY, something with a good beat. We'll listen to about anything.

Movies:

Harold and Kumar, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Freddy Got Fingered, House of Wax, Cry-Baby, Nothing But Trouble, My Boyfriend's back, Don't Be A Menace, Saved, Lords of Dogtown, Wedding SInger, Phantom of the Opera, Scary Movie Trilogy, Joe Dirt, Stealing Harvard, Road Trip, Eurotrip, Saw 1 & 2, AND MORE!

Television:

We like stuff on MTV, VH1, E, Nick @ Nite, music channels.

Books:

WE CANT EVEN READ!!!! LMAO!! We only read magazines. Like porns.[What the hell is a book?]

Heroes:

Spiderman, George Foreman, Martha Stewart, Buddha, and some cool people in the family.