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About Me

© AV_layouts blah blah blah....no one want to know anything about my life, but here's a little bit..........*i'm eighteen*i love to party*i hate george w. bush*my favorite food is banana ice cream*my favorite colors are hot pink...and black of course*i love people who love to talk*i love to listen*sometimes i'm a bitch so don't act surprised when i am*i hate cheese, eggs and all dairy except yougut(yum)*i'm against buting anything from wal-mart & you should be too. they're all communists*i like to eat my fruits and veggies*i hate red meat*i enjoy company*i have awesome friends that rock my socks*i love my slider phone by kyocera*laughing like the devil is the best way to laugh*i hate to be alone because i was born to be a social butterfly.*i don't like people who think they're hot shit or who are wannabes. just be yourself and people should accept you for who you are.*i don't like when people are prejudice, don't judge a book by its cover*live your own life to the fullest, and let everyone else do they're own thing.*a couple more things are on my hate list---hypocrits and two faced people--- if you wanna say something to me, then say it or shut the fuck up.*but i don't like to fight. that doesn't resolve anything. that's why you should speak your mind and not resort to violence. a good argument gets me pumped up enough and lets off steam, which in turn makes my life less stressful.**** . . . .this is an awesome website..... http://redruth.greenbean.org/~ben/4CR/smb_super_synth.swf
Logical/Mathematical
7 Types of Intelligence - Which is yours

My Interests

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~LITTLE MURDER~*~

Mushrooms


100%

Cocaine


94%

Ecstacy


88%

Marijuana


75%

Inhalents


69%

Alcohol


63%

None!


0%

Fucking trippy.

I'd like to meet:

maybe jessica alba or jennifer ellison. they're everything i want to be in the field of physical apprearance.also people who are into raves and techno music. i already have all the friends i want, and they're cool as hell. the last thing i want in my life is a man cuz i can do anything just as good as a guy can....like fixing things...with power tools, and driving a car-even though mine is falling apart-but like i said, i can probably fix it. i want to meet someone who will sell me a 68 corvette stingray in good condition for dirt cheap...lol...maybe that'll happen when little piggies fly

Music:

~216~30 Seconds To Mars~311~A Perfect Murfer~A Perfect Circle~Adema~AFI~AlexisOnFire~Alice in Chains~Alkaline Trio~The Alter Boys~Anti-Flag~Aphex Twins~As I Lay Dying~Avenged Sevonfold~Between The Buried and Me~Bile~Billy Talent~Bjork~Blink 182~Blood Brothers~Bright Eyes~Bush~Butthole Surfers~Coal Chamber~Coheed and Cambria~Dead Poetic~Dead to Fall~Death Cab For Cutie~Deftones~Depswa~Dog Fashion Disco~THE DOORS~Dope~Evanesence~Fenix*TX~Gravy Train~Green Day~Give Up the Ghost~Greatful Dead~Gwen Stefani~Hanzel and Gretyl~Hawthorne Heights~The Hendrix Experience~Ill Nino~INCUBUS~Jane's Addiction~The Killers~Killswitch Engage~Korn~Lords of Acid~Ludacis~Marylin Manson~Matchbook Romance~MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE~The Misfits~Most Precious Blood~Mudvayne~MUSHROOMHEAD~Nine Inch Nails~Nirvana~No Doubt~NothingFace~Orgy~Otep~Pantera~Pearl Jam~Pink Floyd~Poison the Well~Porno For Pyros~The Postal Service~Powerman 5000~Prick~Primus~RaGe Against the Machine~Radio Head~Red Hot Chile Peppers~Revielle~Senses Fail~Shakira~SLIPKNOT~Sonic Youth~Soulfly~Spacehog~The Spin Doctors~Stone Sour~Stone Temple Pilots~Story of the Year~SUBLIME~System of a Down~Systematic~Tatu~Tenacious D~Three Six Mafia~Thrice~TOOL~UltraSpank~The Used~LEFT BEHIND (Slipknot)
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Movies:

------Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ------American History X ------ReQuIeM fOr A dReAm ------Clue ------Pirates of the Carribean ------Blow ------Drop Dead Fred ------Secret Window ------Pulp Fiction ------Full Metal Jacket ------Super Troopers ------The Goonies ------The Never Ending Story ------Fight Club ------Wizard of Oz ------Return to Oz ------Fantasia

Television:

dont watch much but when i do it's family guy, that 70's show, adult swim, shit like that.

Books:

fire starter. fear and loathing in las vegas. stranger in a strange land. i've been reading mein kampf on and off for an eternity i don't know when i'm going to finish it.don't read much, stories with killers, blood, guns, sex, drugs, violence, and rape are often fun to read. they're so suspenseful. sometimes science fiction or romance novels are good.

Heroes:

Ray brings a lil sunshine into my life! jon---getting a little violent with gill..... Lunato doin' what she does best the infamous A-BIRD, Beth Christ, and JULIE-milky-WAY KYLE!!!!(he's only sad cuz he doesn't have pot YAY.....MORE RAY!!!! LAURA AND JON----LIKE A PIMP-------------------- NICK NEWANAMEEEEEE-----he's my favorite newanameeee!!!! LAURA EFFING MILLS me and BRITTDARRAAAAAAH!!!! MY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY CAT. LIL MURDUH!!!!
~~~~~~ALL ABOUT BeTh ChRiSt~~~~~~~
Name: BeTh ChRiSt
Birthday: September 23, 1986 the 80's rock!!
Birthplace: bedford maybe? somewhere in ohio
Current Location: willoughby, ohio
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: scandinavian, german, polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: shopping
Your Fears: don't really have too many, maybe growing up into a life i'm unhappy with...
Your Perfect Pizza: no cheese, thin crust, x-tra sauce w/ onions, banana peppers, pineapple, and chicken~~it's sooo good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a new car and my own apartment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't really use an instant messenger...maybe 'fuck off'...i would overuse that if i did IM people
Thoughts First Waking Up: screw this whole morning thing, i'm going back to sleep!!
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm...i usually get compliments on my eyes~especially when they're all chinked.
Your Bedtime: whenever i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: going out with my mom dad and brother when i was little...we don't do that whole 'family thing' anymore
Pepsi or Coke: neither~root beer kicks both their asses
MacDonalds or Burger King: b.k. cuz o-rings are da bomb
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee~i take it black and strong
Do you Smoke: occasionally, i think i'm quitting
Do you Swear: if it's completely necessary, and it usually is
Do you Sing: yea...not well
Do you Shower Daily: once or twice daily
Have you Been in Love: i've loved people but i think the whole concept of 'being in love' is fake
Do you want to go to College: yea, not sure where
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'd do me
Are you a Health Freak: no, i wish i was
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: piano, but again, not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, it was my spring break, i had to party hardy
In the past month have you Smoked: weed or cigarettes??
In the past month have you been on Drugs: depends on what your definition of "drugs" is
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i hate the mall, but yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a whole box? no but my friend jon gave me one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea, handcuffs -from a cop
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: ...yea
Ever been Beaten up: me and my brother used to try to beat the shit out of each other when we were little
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: very very painfully, and young
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: obstetrics nurse, or a prison gaurd
What country would you most like to Visit: italy- i think i belong there, it's so beautiful
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short but long enough for me to pull on
Height: at least like 5'8
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: gothic clothes are hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: not enough
Number of CDs I own: still not enough
Number of Piercings: 5-but i need more
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ...a few
"Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)"

Tweak and Cha
One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangly evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself. Defently a nice and cool person to blaze it up with

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To my loveliest of lovelies, BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt

You make me _______.You should _______.Someday I will ______.You = ________.If I saw you now I'd __________.I would build a _______ just for you.I would get your name tattooed on my __________.If I co...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST

homocide in the wick

yes, folks, the rumors are true and i've got the cold hard facts. it all went down on west willowick and fairway in the city of willowick. some dude came home and found his wifey fucking some bla...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:48:00 PST

FrEAK test 66-wow, off the scale mutha fuckas!! wtf?

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)AND NO CHEATING!SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.....1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?(A)A LIGHT COL...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:09:00 PST

i beat up ron jeremy for the hell of it....

yeah, that topic sounds like something i'd do, but i wish it could have been   Find your birthday month...January: I partied withFebruary: I had babies withMarch: I messed around withApril: I fel...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST

a poem

a poem by andy milanokis re-worded by beth christ:   so i got a fiching pole... but i ain't going fishin   my last name is christ. fuck no, i'm not a christian!   take one look my way a...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:57:00 PST

the worst day of this month so far

Current mood: discontent i am so angry because my effing tounge ring closed up the inside story: i was eating cheez it/chex mix and i kept scratching the roof of my mouth either with my barbell or ...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 07:07:00 PST

TOUNGE IT BITCH

FORGOT TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW.......   I GOT MY TOUNGE PIERCED!
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:32:00 PST

shmokin

i was thinking that i smoke to many cigarettes and when i get lung cancer, i'm gonna throw a party before i die. everyone who would like to attend should leave me a comment on this subject....there is...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU'RE A KITTY CAT

WANNA CALL SHO BOAT 323 0812   AND THAT'S A (216) FOR SOME GOOD SHIT BUT REALLY ALL I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT I'M DRUNK. CALL THAT NUMER AND PRANK THAT BITCH CUZ HE ROLLED MY FRIEND. &nb...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do you hate me?

Ultimate Highschool Quiz Name Favorite color redblackpinkbluepurplegreenyelloworangewhiteSex Favorite type of music countryindustrialtechnopoprockmetalpunkpoprapnoneotherDorks are.. gaylosershell...
Posted by (¯`·. .¸ ¤BeTh F*cKiNg ChRiSt¤ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST