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About Me

Get born, get raised, go to school, get wasted, go to college, get married, have a family, work the good years away, retire, then die.

Tick tock goes the clock.
You're older then you've ever been and now you're even older. Where you at this moment? Check yourself.

Me? Well, I am Paulson. The Apaulingly Appealing Paulsating Paulsonator.

I am more than TWO years sober. (Yes, TRUE sobriety. I don't use ANYTHING: no booze, cigarettes, coffee, soda, tv, meat or microwaves!) and I am interested in meeting other sober freak f(r)iends.
I won't judge other people's addictions, unless they are redankulous!

I wanted to tell you in my own special way, that your extra special, so have a great daaaay!

SURRENDER TO THE WARMTH
I pulsate. On and off daily. It's quite maddening.
i can't feel my hands

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


This guy.

More crazy creatures, don't worry they're pleasant!

My Blog

Polyphasic Sleep: Day 4

I had a meeting with Buku and Red Star about the Minneapolis Fire Collective. They were nice enough to hold it at our house because it isn't safe for me to drive while I am trying to adapt to the new ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:27:00 GMT

Polyphasic Sleep: Day 3

Today sucked for polyphasic sleeping.I ended up getting in a fightwith Ali, which was entirely my fault. I was really snappy because Ididn't eat and the severe sleep deprivation I have been experienci...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:35:00 GMT

Polyphasic Sleep: Day 2

Man, day 2 was tough.There have been a few challenges I have had to face since I started this sleeping pattern. 1) Sharing a bed with a monophasic sleeper-I have to try to be respectful of my girlfrie...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:47:00 GMT

Polyphasic Sleep: Day 1

I have just started Uberman's Polyphasic Sleep Schedule.Basically, it consists of 20 minute naps every four hour period (the continuity of the sleep is 20 minute nap, 3 hours 40 minutes waking period,...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:06:00 GMT

Life Updates

My life has changed a lot this winter and I want to share it with this blog.My relationship with Ali is going great. It was really difficult at first for various reasons, but it really came down to me...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:03:00 GMT

FREEDOM! PRECIOUS FREEDOM!

I NO LONGER HAVE TO REPORT TO THE STATE! I was sentenced for 2 years of deferred probation for possession of 20 grams of marijuana in the state of Iowa. It has been one full year of successful probati...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:58:00 GMT

Drifting Dream

This dream seems to be sticking in my head...A big cloud rolled over the city of Minneapolis. It was so immense and so dark that at 1 pm it vanquished all the light in the city. All the cities lights ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:47:00 GMT

MYSPACE DOOMSDAY

Hey guys, pop quiz! Who owns Myspace? Option A-Tom AndersonOROption B-Rupert MurdocIf you guessed Tom, your wrong AND your grossly ignorant of what Myspace really is. Just read this for a second, OK?T...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 23:56:00 GMT

Transitions and Coincidences

Very strange occurrences lately. Silly small things and even larger important things. I keep calling people and they either were thinking of me, about to talk about me, or were about to call me. I don...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:19:00 GMT

Stock market crashes.

Here is some irony for ya-About 48 hours ago China's Shanghai Daily front page proclaims ""Stocks Smash Record as New Year Dawns." boasting record highs in their stock market. Within 24 hours that thi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:13:00 GMT