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Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well my many names go include
Barry Brian Joseph Isaac Brizbane Moeller Von Schtoffler.....
....I'm being serious.........
a few call me Barry, but most call me Brian!
I am worth $2,495,088 on HumanForSale.com
I'm a nomadic south jersey boy who is pierced and tattooed
in places you would love to lick who is on a journey........
going where you ask?
I couldn't tell you, but thats half the fun!
I also have many leather bound books and
my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.
I'm a Scorpio like a Mother Fucker and Pierce on the Wildwood boarwalk.......
........yes, I get paid to poke holes into people, it rules!
I went to Catholic school all my life.........sorry, still ain't buying it,
so I prefer to be Diest(Pronounced DEE-IST!) however i am currently reading about the philosophy of the Harri Krishna.

I'm hoping to find my way....
Fuck it, I'll figure it out eventually.
In the meantime.................

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My Interests



Get this
My Hobbies are as followed:

Piercing,
Playing music,
Eating Bruchetta in my Bathroom Mirror,
Drinking Blood,
Eating Babies,
Rape,
and Table Tennis.

Alright I Lied about that last one, but the rest are true!

I'm all about chilling..........
I like going to Sea World,
taking my pants off,
sometimes going to Home Depot,
maybe Bed Bath and Beyond....
....I don't know! maybe,
sometimes i don't have enough time!!

I also enjoy lighting things on fire, Drinking,
and attempting pretty much anything that
can be catergorized as random!

I'd like to meet:

I scored a 86% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?

I like to meet people, all kinds, friends that will help move bodies.

You know the kind, people with similar intrests in

piercings,
music,
tattoos,
body modifcations,
Suspensions,
and um............
what else......

hmmm...

oh yeah!

..............no wait

.......thats it.

I also like playing music and I can also feel my heart beat through my penis!

Your Dead Grandmother's Cunt Taste Like Skeletons!

Music:

I played Guitar untill i smashed my arm in a thousand different places,
I Also use to play the drums for a little bit

I also played first chair on the skin flute.......

My Passion........

Heavy Fucking Metal!!!!!! I also like punk, rock,
trance, trip hop, and anything else that doesn't suck..........

Strapping Young Lad
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
GWAR
16volt
The Mars Volta
radiohead
bleeding through
nine inch nails
team sleep
meshuggah
darkest hour
the dillenger escape plan
Horse the Band
The Devin Townsend Band
The Bravery
The Killers
The Birthday Massacre
the acacia strain
he is legend
mewithoutYou
Sneaker Pimps
Mnemic
the cramps
VNV Nation
Apoptygma Berserk
Green Jelly
Berserker
The Sheckies
Bad Religion
D.V.D.A.
Alkaline Trio
MC Chris
On Broken Wings
Invocation of Nehek
Circa Survive
Glassjaw
Chromeo
Type O Negative
West Bound Train
Case of the Mondays
The Toasters
Dredg
VAST
The Gogol Bordello
KMFDM
Depeche Mode
Portishead
Wolfshiem

and much much more!

Movies:

Here are some of my favorites so far:
(Revised and edited for the critical movie dork)
Fight Club
Cat Soup
Anchor Man
Lord of Illusions
ALL ZOMBIE FILMS by George Romero
SAW I,II, and III
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devils Rejects
Baseketball
Waiting
Donnie Darco
Eternal sunshine on the spotless mind
SLC Punk
Freddy Got Fingered.........BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!
(and if you disagree.......I'll Fight you for it!)
anything by tim burton,
ESPECIALLY Edward Scissorhands but excluding Big Fish
lost in translation
big lebowski
Life Aquatic
Royal tennanbaums
Meet the Feebles
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Ghost Ship
Ultra Christ
Surf Nazis Must Die!!
Nuke'em High
Every Toxic Avenger Film
(as well as most Trauma Films)
Attack of the Killer TomatoesI,II,and III
All Kevin Smith Films
(Minus Jersey Girl)
Bubba Hotep
Bad Taste
They live
13 ghosts
Neverending story
Labrynth
Dark Crystal
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
Se7en
Das Experiment
Amelie
and the home movie i made with your mom!

Television:

Not Much because I don't have Cable, I don't believe in it!

It Fucking Rots your mind!

FUCK YOU REALITY T.V.!!!!
Now there is a very minimal amount of t.v. that is entertaining....
Pretty Much Anything on ADULT SWIM

Robot Chicken

ATHF

Perfect Hair

Paranoia Agent

Gundam Wing

South Park

Wonder Showzen

and anything else on on comedy central or fuse.

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Books:

My Favorite Books are by Chuck Pallinuk:

Fight Club
choke
Survivor
lullaby
invisible monsters

Then there is

1984
Interview with a Vampire
the alchemist
sex drugs and cocoa puffs
The Vampire Lestat
Queen of the Damned
The Beach
Zombies Survivor Hand Book
Hitchhikers guide to the universe
Chariot of the Gods
The Lottery
The giving tree
World War Z
where the sidewalk ends
the monkeys paw
the light in the attic
Dracula
Frankenstien
Primal
Samurai Cat in the Real World
and many more......

Heroes:

Some of my heroes today are very inspiring people
People Like Richard Geare.........

STING, he's another one of my heroes......

I Never listened to his music, but the fact that he makes it

........I Respect That!

These guys,
yeah, thats right.........
chicks dig these guys!

Leftover Crack, Try some for free!

My Blog

Put a Ripe Banana in your Ear!

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Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

In the Eyes of a Tram Car....

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Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:22:00 PST

Matt Eats Whip Cream but shouldn’t!

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Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:22:00 PST

ALL FEAR DAS BOOT!

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Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:06:00 PST

Brian Moeller?!?! FTG!!!! On TV in HUNGARY!!!!!

If I knew Hungarian, I would of utilized the microphone a bit more! ...
Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

2007!?!? FUCK THAT YEAR!!!!!: A Summary of 07’

Its Noon, Head hurts a little bit, and I just got home from an awesome New Years Party in Collingswood.....I Even Danced a little. Not well but it was still dancing! So lets start from the beginning. ...
Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:59:00 PST

What a Weird Day........

i was late to work.......no one cared..........snuck out of work and went to a gym, then on the roof of the borgata............then we went back........wrestled in the shop......matt left for good.......
Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

Its been awhile but I feel thats its needed......

Do to my busy ass work schedule, i don't have the same free time that I did in the winter time when i was travelling around the country. However, the 2007 season in wildwood is coming to a close and ...
Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

You just can't train a kitten to break old habbits.....

So no sooner then 2 hours home, I visited an old friend, ran into my ex, and already started imbidding some yuengling after a long haitus (Not to mention I haven't showered in a few days so that justs...
Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

My Soul had the 3rd Worst Nose Bleed in History......

I'm not as sick as before, but it still hurts a bit. (In fact I was Coughing as I was Writing that sentence) Its so dry here that when I blew my nose last night, it bled all over me like a one man h...
Posted by Brian Moeller!?!? Fuck That Guy!!!! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST