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Miss Jackie Hates Your Guts

People don't give a damn. You have to take it.

About Me



I'm a classy dame and a complete cunt... and you love it!
I do what I want when I want, and nobody can change that.

I've been told I have a sparkling personality. HA!

♥ Let's be friends. ♥

You've never met anyone like me. Guaranteed.

*I'm very comfortable with who I am and I always will be.
*I'm confident. It makes me seem stuck up, but I'm really not... I think.
*I never have and never will be fake.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

blood, guts, gore in general, horror movies, self mutilation, being a total cunt, being the biggest dirtball I can be, and more!

Movies:

Evil Dead Trilogy, The Devil's Rejects, Pan's Labyrinth, House of 1000 Corpses, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Bad Taste, House, Friday the 13th 1-6, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 2, V for Vendetta, Cabin Fever, The Shining, Secretary, The Professional, Jaws, Fight Club, Pink Flamingos, Edward Scissorhands, Labyrinth, The Frighteners, Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Saved!, Dogma, The Dark Crystal, Last House on the Left, Reservoir Dogs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, The Princess Bride, The Burbs, The Amityville Horror, Back to the Future Trilogy, Creepshow 1 and 2, The Goonies, Pulp Fiction, etc.

Television:

"Anymore, no one's mind is their own. You can't concentrate. You can't think. There's always some noise worming in. Singers shouting. Dead people laughing. Actors crying. All these little doses of emotion."

Books:

♥ All of Palahniuk's work, The Camera My Mother Gave Me, Girl Interrupted, White Oleander, An Unquiet Mind, A Boy's Life, The Boston Strangler, Zombie, Of Mice and Men, Typee, Meg, A Farewell to Arms, Breakfast of Champions, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Watership Down, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Hobbit, The Lovely Bones, To Have and Have Not, anything about serial killers... I read a lot. ♥

My Blog

Stop calling/texting my old number!

I have a new phone and new number. If you want the number, let me know.
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:14:00 PST

This is the way it is

I'm turning 21 in 6 days. I'm not even really sure what I'm doing. Everything's still constantly changing, but I'm finally used to it. Spring is here and everything just seems better. My life is back ...
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

I caved.

I started taking my meds after 2 or 3 days without them. I couldn't do it. I was crying all the time and I just wanted to die. I suppose they do help me. Cape Counseling is still bullshit, though. I'm...
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

Dear 2006,

I can't wait for you to be over. You were the worst year of my life. I hate your effin' guts. I'm excited for 2007. It better be a good year. Gotta start fresh. New Year's Resolution: Be happy and ha...
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

That's for the foxes

Recently, I've noticed how effin' happy I've been... besides my cool little PMS episodes. You know how I got that happy? I stopped associating with all the bullshit people in Cape May County, which is...
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

That's me!

in·dif·fer·ent (n-dfr-nt, -dfrnt)  Pronunciation Key   adj. Having no particular interest or concern; apathetic: indifferent to the sufferings of others. Having no marked feeli...
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:43:00 PST

Your arm's off!

I've recently realized that I've been extremely happy lately. Like bouncing off the walls happy. Life has finally settled back into place and I love it. I feel like me again. I may only hav...
Posted by Captain Jackie Sparrow [HAF] on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST