Books, Music, Friends, Family, Movies, Animals, The Cubs, Sarcasm.... Drinking.
I'd like to meet a living, breathing garden gnome... preferably one named Wally.
Elvis, NIN, Les Claypool/Primus, Sam Cooke, MOE., Manson, Our Lady Peace, Combichrist, Marvelous 3/Butch Walker, The Darkness, The Doors, Le Tigre, The Grateful Dead, Oysterhead, Rancid, Pennywise, Placebo, Ani Difranco, The Horrorpops, Poi Dog Pondering, and many many more of which I am too lazy to name.
Anything by Palahniuk, Sedaris, or Gregory Maguire. Oh! And Harry Potter :)