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At the computer earlier, minding my own business answering emails, the sound of gushing water came from the kitchen."Oh, shit, what's that?" I said, more to myself than Grandson.In the kitchen, I star...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:10:00 GMT

Weekend Funnies

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on ’insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilot...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:48:00 GMT

More Leaks

The pipe under the sink leaked some more. Dad came round again and replaced all the white piping that appeared to be wet, plus the piping that goes into the drain outside.   "Drip now, ya bast**...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:42:00 GMT

The Rest of Yesterday/Call Centre Funnies

After scuttling home yesterday with the hope that the day would get better&it didn’t. I’ll blame it on PMT. Once home, I did a little housework. I say a little, because the jobs I intended...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:03:00 GMT

UGH!

Ever have one of those days? Mine started out ’off’ as soon as I got woken up. Not only did I have a shit night’s sleep because the boys kept messing about until late, I woke to Midd...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:20:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:15:00 GMT

Want This?

For a chance to win a bottle of this perfume, come and join me, Zinnia Hope, and Adelle Laudan at Zinnia Hope's Yahoo group where we're hosting a chat today and tomorrow. There are a list of wonderf...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:06:00 GMT

Excerpts for Today’s Chat at Zinnia Hope’s Group

A 'normal' post is below this one.***Here is the lighter side of me. The darkness follows....CHARADE - CHICK-LIT - FREYA'S BOWERChapter OneMy name is Shirley Langford. I'm one of those people. You kno...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:34:00 GMT

Poo, Pigs, and Ramblings

I know I haven't woken up properly yet because I've just sat here waiting for a clean Word doc. to come up and, after thinking, "Oh, don't tell me the effing thing's playing up!" I realised I'd presse...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:47:00 GMT

U-joint 2

Children are wonderful beings. Except when they tread in cat's shit.   Smallest went out in the back garden to "Skate on my Dora skates". Bored with the slow pace and frightened that she'd slip ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:38:00 GMT